egg

What's for dinner?

[egg @idontdodates]

@NotOnTheMoors @chincha33 Thank you!!

[egg @idontdodates]

@xfrpeelknight Cucumbers can be thicc

[egg @idontdodates]

@NotOnTheMoors Thank you!!

https://t.co/5GMpnAXwnC

[egg @idontdodates]

MURDERER: either I kill you right here or *handing me a phone* you alert the cops

ME: ok, that’s easy

MURDERER: but you have to CALL them, no texts

ME: please kill me quickly

[egg @idontdodates]

MURDERER: either I kill you right here or *handing me a phone* you alert the cops

ME: ok, that’s easy

MURDERER: but you have to CALL them, no texts

ME: please kill me quickly

[egg @idontdodates]

ARE CUCUMBERS FRUIT

[egg @idontdodates]

when did the eggplant outdo the cucumber as far as accepted phallic vegetables go

[egg @idontdodates]

no

[egg @idontdodates]

@ucancallmegabii YES

[egg @idontdodates]

@ucancallmegabii She is 100000% hotter than I will ever be

[egg @idontdodates]

@flickeron My work is ohysically and mentally draining enough that I think I would be terrible w/ a second job

[egg @idontdodates]

@flickeron DO YOU WANT IT???!!! AS MUCH AS YOU BREATH??!!!

[egg @idontdodates]

@pavonineus Ok crossfading can be super fucked so I hope ur ok

[egg @idontdodates]

@pavonineus Omg