Captain Caveman

[Captain Caveman @idontknowphuck]

@LawsNation If I was the coach I’d tell him to focus on special teams and send him on 1-2 deep crossing routes/9 routes a game. That’s it. No need to work on a full route tree or try to be something he’s not, use his speed when matchups allow but keep him focused on getting us field position

[Captain Caveman @idontknowphuck]

@JoeA_NFL They reverted back to what was done pre 1999, n guys weren’t kicking that far before then. Actually before 1999 there was much looser rules and teams filled the k ball with helium and cooked them etc. Not to mention the highest percentage of 50+ yd field goals ina season was 2022

[Captain Caveman @idontknowphuck]

@ZiggysGlizzy @ExUmbrisDesigns I never win these things, but been eyeing this shit so might as well try

[Ziggy's Glizzy 🔫 Grease Co @ZiggysGlizzy]

GIVEAWAY TIME!

One lucky winner will get a bottle and a nice bottle protector capsule this week! (Plus various stickers and goodies!)

Ends Friday 8/28/2026 @ 5PM PDT.

Here are the rules:
You should know what to do to enter, if not, people please help out those who don't!

[Captain Caveman @idontknowphuck]

I need another good revolver

[Harvey's Pistol & Pawn @harveyspistols]

Found Rascal out back passed out next to the picnic table. I was worried he'd been into the sauce again. Turns out he had but thankfully this time it wasn't the full on hard stuff, just that tasty @Half_A_Pond Kentucky Rebel Scum sauce!

We have a few more summer days left and a few more bbq's left to enjoy! This week Rascal wants to give you a fireside 6" Colt .357 Python and is including some sauce so good it made his hair stand up!

As always we thank @SummRidge for helping us make these happen every week!

I am depending on you kind folks to tell the people what to do and how to participate!

Don't dawdle and miss out on the sauce! Get in on this one, my friends!

[Firearms Policy Coalition @gunpolicy]

The NFA needs to be COMPLETELY destroyed.

Pass it on.

[Captain Caveman @idontknowphuck]

@warrioraspie Left

[Captain Caveman @idontknowphuck]

@ButterAubrey I’ve been saying for a while now it’s gonna end up being Durant and revel starting. Just a feeling but it seems like they’re both making strides in that direction

[Captain Caveman @idontknowphuck]

@BMCTactical

[Captain Caveman @idontknowphuck]

@harveyspistols @innoutburger Always wanted a 5.7

[Harvey's Pistol & Pawn @harveyspistols]

There is so much that could be said about this week's giveaway.

I will simply hit the main points:

A man, Jordan Salinas, who seems to dig Splinter Cell went from live action role play to live action and likely saved many lives in Twin Falls, Idaho at the @innoutburger in doing so.

We celebrate that in today's litigious culture this man chose to risk his life and his liberty by doing the righteous thing. He held to his convictions by going armed and by running towards the direction of gunfire, of imminent danger. Reports are that he rendered medical aid after the gunfire ceased, as well.

In honor of this man and that masculine sacrificial heroic American spirit that runs, not away from conflict, but that fights for the opportunity to get between evil and goodness, and effectively, Rascal is proud to do a little LARPing himself.

Today, dressed as Jordan, Rascal offers up an FN Five-seveN 5.7x28mm pistol with fde frame and black slide!

We thank @SummRidge for sponsoring yet another giveaway!

TO ENTER this week's festivities: FOLLOW us and @SummRidge , REPOST or QUOTE POST this post, and REPLY to this post.

Let's share this one far and wide, my friends!

Good Luck
Godspeed
Keep Going
and Go Armed!

[Captain Caveman @idontknowphuck]

@complicatedpast Duuuudddee ur gonna make me buy another knife, the wife’s gonna pissed then fall in love with it 😂🤣

[Captain Caveman @idontknowphuck]

@Marc_Montana @dallascowboys @NFL @_CeeDeeThree Dak has never thrown for 18 interceptions in a year before…. The most ever in his career was 15 in 2022 with a hurt thumb and he still threw for 23 tds

[Captain Caveman @idontknowphuck]

@VochLombardi Now do the same but with ur carry piece

[Captain Caveman @idontknowphuck]

@harveyspistols I NEEEEEDDD IIITTTTT

[Harvey's Pistol & Pawn @harveyspistols]

No. Rascal did not meet the man.
However, Rascal thought he was tops.
One of the few truly good ones, if you will.
I told him it might be in poor taste. Rascal said, he loved the man and everyone else could just get over it. 🤷‍♂️

So this week's giveaway is very much a celebration of and an homage to that good and beloved actor, passionate farmer, and kindly nature loving soul, Sam Neill.

Rascal knows the SPAS12 is more in line but, alas, we do not have one. So, even though it is more @prattprattpratt than Sam we will be giving away a Marlin SBL 45-70 govt!

To Enter: FOLLOW us as well as our long time sponsor @SummRidge , repost or quote post this post (I know y'all have some good gifs ready), and be sure to ALSO REPLY to this post.

Good luck all and thank you for participating with us and helping spread the word!

In honor of Sam, get outside this weekend and enjoy the beauty that is all around you, waiting for you.

Good luck
& Godspeed Mr. Neill.

[Captain Caveman @idontknowphuck]

@complicatedpast I was really impressed by the resin handles, didn’t think I’d like it n I was dead wrong. What type of resin is it exactly? Just out of pure curiosity

[Captain Caveman @idontknowphuck]

@complicatedpast I love em bro, will definitely be sending people your way when they’re looking for blades

All my blades will be made by you and @MedicNamedHope from now on

[Captain Caveman @idontknowphuck]

The newest additions to my EDC lineup.
Been carrying the wood handle for about 2 weeks now, just got the resin handle in today.

Stupid shard, and as comfortable in the hand as they get

Go buy something from @complicatedpast he’s an amazing blade smith and even better man.

[Dustin Grage @GrageDustin]

We literally nuked Japan twice and they have more appreciation for America than the average Democrat in this county.

Incredible stuff.