Em B

I'm not an adult but I play one at work. 💊

[Em B @iEmBui]

“My doctor said it would be ready.”

First of all, your doctor does not work here.

[Em B @iEmBui]

@crmatlock Excuse you I was not

[Rachel Scott @rachelvscott]

House just voted to codify same-sex and interracial marriage into law.

47 Republicans joined all Democrats to support it.

157 Republicans voted against it.

[Em B @iEmBui]

Sometimes working 12-hour shifts at the end of your second trimester means you don’t eat breakfast until 3 hours after you wake up. And sometimes breakfast is a mini cupcake.

[Em B @iEmBui]

Do you remember when you joined Twitter? I do! #MyTwitterAnniversary

[Em B @iEmBui]

@onlyems Booooo

[Em B @iEmBui]

@onlyems Is it me? 🥺👉🏽👈🏽

[Em B @iEmBui]

@crmatlock COME EAT MY CHICKEN 🐔

[Em B @iEmBui]

@crmatlock Please do my job so I don’t have to.

[Em B @iEmBui]

@blakeleigh @SaraKauffman @crmatlock not IRL yet but one day

[Em B @iEmBui]

I have been personally victimized by this tweet. #thirtyanddirtyandsurviving

[HelloConnor @h3ll0connor]

Why do millennials turn 30 and suddenly decide to start selling crafts?

[Em B @iEmBui]

@onlyems Have you tried tilting it

[Em B @iEmBui]

@SaraKauffman Agree to disagree

[Em B @iEmBui]

@crmatlock Lol I literally stick a forever stamp on an envelope and

[Em B @iEmBui]

@crmatlock Only a few more listens until I have ATW TMV TV FTV down too 👌🏽

[Em B @iEmBui]

@mina_radman I’m literally wearing a onesie #relatable

[Em B @iEmBui]

@crmatlock 👉🏽👃🏽

[Em B @iEmBui]

@crmatlock 😲

[Em B @iEmBui]

@MeyerSamantha @taylorswift13 Ooooooh OHHHH it’s a CRUUUUUEL SUUUMMER