Caroline

Sock aficionado. @Astros fanatic. ✨survivor✨ I think I'm hilarious; others think I'm awkward. ❄️ Do the next right thing ❄️

[Caroline @crmatlock]

There should be a 3.0 & Go for those of us who are less ambitious than others.

[Shwayne Wiskthem @ShaneWiskthem]

I know this is ragebait but as an American you will catch me cold and dead in my grave before you catch me choosing Engl*nd over my sister Mexico

[DiscussingFilm @DiscussingFilm]

A woman sings “Bohemian Rhapsody” in Minionese at the premiere of ‘MINIONS & MONSTERS’.

[Caroline @crmatlock]

The excitement I felt when I learned my new company uses ThinkPads was truly indescribable

[F.O.L.A @folaoftech]

It’s your first day at the new job and they give you this.😂

[freya jane @freyaunfiltered]

greg abbott core

[Folk ⸆⸉ Swift Charts @SwiftyRuza]

happy pride month everyone!! ✨️

[Caroline @crmatlock]

30 books is actually so feasible if you just like prioritize a moment of reading. That’s 1 every 10 days

[fooler initiative @metroadlib]

WHAT IS HAPPENING?!?!

WHAT IS HAPPENING?!!!

WHAT?!!!

[S.🎧 @1ssve]

Cold calling me on Teams is a hate crime.

[Mamello🧚🏽‍♀️ @MelloFelicia1]

“hey, do you have a second to hop on a quick call”

[Caroline @crmatlock]

I don’t think the grocery store is the place to be social. Maybe that’s just me.

[slimzim @jameszimmermann]

Stopped wearing AirPods while grocery shopping because it’s antisocial, doesn’t matter if everyone else is doing it, you have to start with yourself.

[Caroline @crmatlock]

@chuck39540 @TheJoeySwoll “I don’t do micromanaging” is not a polite response but ok

[Caroline @crmatlock]

Need to know who he sees for my own reference

[Brian McTaggart @brianmctaggart]

Carlos Correa will see a foot specialist tomorrow morning, Joe Espada said.

[Jenni @hashjenni]

happy earth day delete chat gpt and use your brain like a fucking adult

[Matt Margolis @ItsMattsLaw]

He has risen

[Trang @traaang]

How about we lady and the tramp this

[Caroline @crmatlock]

@RODEOHOUSTON @Creed @knuckleball1234

[liz 💥 @lizaboth]

Girls be like “I needed this” and it’s the World Baseball Classic

[Caroline @crmatlock]

I love my friends but I would never once ask them to drive me to or from the airport. That’s a family or uber affair

[Vivian @suchnerve]

Maybe I’m just out of touch because I’ve never once declined to give friends rides to and from airports, like wow that’s prime hangout time on top of being helpful wtf