Tim Dillon: “They’re in the White House. They have the Congress. They have the Senate. They have the Supreme Court. It is now them. I don’t want to hear about the Deep State anymore. You’re playing everyone for a fool. You have to be one of the stupidest people in the world to fall for this shit at this point”
That Gary Trent shit frying me imagine your boss give you a raise and corporate start investigating that shit cause they know you was ass at your job recently
Breathing in hefty lungfuls of smoke as I get explosive diarrhea from salad, the sky turns apocalyptic orange while oil companies drill in protected lands, screwworms are eating cattle alive and the president just paid $6 million for rape. And I’m also able to bet on all of it!
every new york convenience store i’ve walked into tonight is fresh out of cash. “some other guy took it first” they’re all saying. “our money is that other guy’s money sorry”
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