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Copywriter • Tech Speaker • Ex Temu
I Create for Brands and Coaches
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Before you quit your job:

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@KelvinClemet1 Everything Ycee said

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I agree with @jimiykeofficial wholeheartedly.

And if you think differently, you have never been loved by a woman.

I understand maintenance in relationships, but if EVERY SINGLE TIME your partner is with you, you need to spend money it for it to happen, there’s something wrong.

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@Halosznn_ Hi, Halo. I just sent you a mail. Copywriter of 6 years here, Ex-Temu. Thank you

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@anypostai @Halosznn_ you know it. Health is so sensitive. there's a very thin line between "You're advertising good" and "Now you're pushing it." Plus, it's people's lives we're talking about. I get very careful writing for any health outfit.

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I am not your mate!

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@Dara_Pearl2 It’s literally the vagina that gives that stench, but of course, 100 women vs accountability

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@asher_kine You literally said nothing sensible or related to the conversation at hand

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@MrCharlesky You're paying an assistant more than a copywriter? A Copywriterrrrrr?

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@Chude_ND1 @TECNOMobileNG @tecnomobile And then it falls off

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@riittaaje Tell me you don't understand suspensions without saying it. She could literally be deplatformed but I didn't expect you to know that

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#Baltasar_Engonga singlehandedly put #Equatorial_Guinea on the world map, activating the hidden potentials of the great country.

He's a national hero!

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Dear @NascoGroup , @NascoCornflakes

WHAT IS THIS? Seriously, what is this?

We need to have an honest conversation about how you're shortchanging Nigerians.

When did it become okay to sell air alongside a bit of Corn Flakes even after marking up the prices? What is this shit?

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@AksgBrandMgt Happy birthday, HE sir

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Dear #MarkZuckerberg (@finkd )
I assure you, nobody needed
#WhatsApp AI.

Absolutely nobody 🤷

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@UtomobongRaymo4 It looks soft

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Dear @myaccessbank

Thanks to you, I've been standing at the supermarket checkout for 1hr 38 minutes looking like an idiot because neither my bank app, USSD or ATM card would work.

Great job!

You should be proud!

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@realdamonniquet Damon, besides DM'ing about the copywriter role you are hiring into, dude.... your tweets are fire. I have been on your page for the last 37 minutes +. Thank you so much for these. If I get to work with you, it'll be the next best thing I do besides deciding to be a Copywriter

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@Nitish_Gujjar_ @MightyFineCopy_ @heygracebaldwin @HelloNicole01 Please dm if this sounds like what you want.

Thanks

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@Nitish_Gujjar_ @MightyFineCopy_ @heygracebaldwin @HelloNicole01 Hey, Nitish

Copywriter with 6 years of experience here

A few highlights

● Sold 2 million words in 2023
● 1.1k emails, 855 high-ticket copies, and 91 landing pages written.
● Over 1,000 original articles published on FB.
● 604k ROAS for US-based clients in 2023 alone

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I guess I'm the only one who doesn't understand how we went from a scalding hot weather to so much cold that I now have a runny nose, IN JUST 2 DAYS???

Something IS awfully WRONG...

This can't be the weather I saw as a kid!

#Weather
#NigeriaProtest
#Heat