maya

Amorist/Amoralist/Acrostic poem/Pacifier/Priestess

[maya @ifmydarling]

@cutieswagusa04 But its also a 2way mirror… there are lovely girls I am friends with on my phone and when I talk to them I am so happy. It is my glowing little portal and I can send love and joy thru it and receive love and joy too. We do this everyday. 2 way mirror! Maybe it depends on the day

[maya @ifmydarling]

I always thought that God didn’t give me a penis because I would have been enslaved to it. Then I realised many are. If not most. We could argue. So it really was just a matter of chance. I would be of the sort that sticks it in peanut butter jars. I would have a Prince Albert.

[maya @ifmydarling]

@tenbillionswans I wish I could do this

[maya @ifmydarling]

They won’t let me enrol in Pain and Pleasure class But you know my sore red ass will be there regardless

[maya @ifmydarling]

They ask me Wyd are u free rn and I say No sorry I’m in my Pain and Pleasure class

[maya @ifmydarling]

Will I find true love in my Pain and Pleasure class?

[maya @ifmydarling]

@MISERABLEN0W It’s so scary when I was dyeing my hair dark brown instead of black there were a few sunny months where everyone would say “it’s really not that bad” while indoors and “oh you’re for real ginger” outdoors…. Shivers….

[maya @ifmydarling]

@LilyLilja67727 Old 1975 is soooo crazy timeless

[maya @ifmydarling]

Does he take care of you? Or could I easily fill his shoes?

[maya @ifmydarling]

@tenbillionswans I’m sayinggggg

[maya @ifmydarling]

TAKE ME SOMEWHERE BEAUTIFUL

[maya @ifmydarling]

@thegreatyrant They have so many sexy sexy songs

[maya @ifmydarling]

I love Dance Little Liar by Arctic Monkeys because everyday I lie and I dance

[maya @ifmydarling]

@bigmanroan This is amazing ……

[maya @ifmydarling]

This is like when the bone doctor said I have a beautiful skeleton but I am contorting myself into pretzel and cinnamon roll and croissant other baked good positions for hours a day to feel comfortable. Everyone is always lying to me

[maya @ifmydarling]

The doctor said my eyes are perfect but I don’t understand why he would say that when we both know I have -6 vision in the left eye and that the right eye is getting worse by the day

[maya @ifmydarling]

@TomWill72550626 I think I love him

[maya @ifmydarling]

I’m going to get lectured by my father today because I don’t know how to live or do anything