Ted Cruz just said in Cancun as reason why travelled there, “Our family...had no heat and no power.” BUT Monday Cruz said on Joe Pagliarulo's radio show: ”Thankfully, my home, we didn’t lose power," adding, "Our house was lucky." So when was Ted Lying? Monday or today? #LyingTed
Aruba, Jamaica, Ted Cruz ain't gonna take ya
Bermuda, Bahama, just freeze or ask Obama
Key Largo, Montego, baby why don't HE go
Oh Ted won't take you down to Cancun, Mexico,
HE'LL GET THERE FAST, you'll have no water flow
That's where Ted wanna go, while you're covered in snow