Tristan Lange

Friendly, cynical, optimistic. I like Drum & Bass, Psytrance, Gabber, KPop, PPC, Leadgen, Media buys, Automation, Dogs, Birds, Graffiti, Gardening & Sleep.

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If you can make this equation your bitch, we have a $job for you.

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@ApexSeeker_ Butt plugs?

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@fasc1nate His music totally sucked.

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@CinematicEye_ I had to bathe my (Japanese) naked father in law the first time we went to hot springs.
Nobody told me about getting naked and scrubbing other men. I was the only white guy for 1000km so everyone wanted to see my.. hapy days.

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@kusowarosan MGMT - Kids
https://t.co/W8xVWpephC

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@SarahWorkx I chased a guy for about 300m down the street with glass in my foot. If there was castle laws i'd pew pew.

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@uiyui_jk Why are they being treated like some sort of special citizen ?

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Do you think Australia would be better off with Pauline Hanson as Prime Minister?

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@DuxVul Everybody ask what they can do to remove this menace from our societies today. gtfo

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@rotten_krypt @CensoredLeak I've seen this jacket in person somewhere too.
Still, Weird af .

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@heykizuna no more games

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@donfryeusa Arms up, chin down, eyes forward, don't panic.

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@lico337 Stop letting them in

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@AntiWokeMemes If you're in a relationship with a dude you are gay. He looks like a fag too. I don't get why guys like deny the obvious.

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@Breaking57 I lived in the next street from Japan town for years. There are signs all over the place saying NO CAMERAS/NO FILMING.

That's what the girls are annoyed about.

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@CleansedTweets IT's songkran. All live targets are valid, including cops and nuns. People with laptops are basically the exception, but also songkran.

[National Socialists of TikTok @NatSocsOfTikTok]

@BasilTheGreat

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@OhDear_Friend THIS IS TRUE.

[Dear Friend @OhDear_Friend]

CORRECT ME IF I'M WRONG BUT, I turn 38 this year and I have realised , as a man, no one cares about you. Not your wife. Not your family. Not your friends. Not your workmates. Nobody. People act like they care, but deep down, they don't. You are on your own. Always on your own.

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@TheWapplehouse They're crappy punches he's hitting him with, but to be fair, black pants has very heavy hands and grey shorts has a glass jaw.

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@ShizzlingDrits @TheWapplehouse I use a cannibal corpse song as my wake up alarm and I've heard it so much I can understand the lyrics now. Love your work guys , keep it up.