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[. @igernon]

@PopMusic1977 @madonnaxdaily Artists have to be chosen by Rio, they're invited. They picked her this year and she broke Madonnas record by a million lol

[. @igernon]

@MadonnaMadgesty @madonnaxdaily They've been hosting concerts at Copacabana since before Madonna was even famous. Why are you just making shit up lmao

[. @igernon]

@aut0mattick Thank you for this blessing truly

[. @igernon]

@TylerRushhh @CallmedaddyJake The balls omg

[. @igernon]

@cher hey girlie

[. @igernon]

@MetaPhysicz_

[. @igernon]

@ayobabylon @ladygaga Except she was 26 lol

[. @igernon]

@anthonaspen But how is it so BIG

[. @igernon]

@SiasPenguin @bopssss26 These are definitely professional wedding photos

[Katya @katya_zamo]

Do the plants I purchase today look beautiful in my new place? Yes. Will they be dead in a month or two? Probably. But the lesson remains both for them and for us to live in the moment

[David @homesweethomo]

scrolling through Twitter next to my dad … braver than the marines I think …

[Katya @katya_zamo]

You can try and take my freedom, and you can try and take my gas stove, but you’re gonna have to use both hands to pry them out of my huge chunky ass

[Katya @katya_zamo]

Short man with small penis why are u sad? You can fit in a cupboard that’s good news

[cory @coolmathgame_]

[during sex]

her: choke me

me: [a really great guy] no

[Cher @cher]

Ok I’m in SUV BOUNCING

[Grindr @Grindr]

this drake album kinda gay asf

[Cher @cher]

Later🕶

[reb @rebmasel]

every morning I breathe a sigh of relief knowing I am cooler than every man I’ll ever meet

[. @igernon]

@rhettrhaps My sleep paralysis demon tbh

[Nicole Byer aka peppa pig slut @nicolebyer]

This is the funniest thing I have ever read