Dear Italy,
Your PM just defended Pope and lost an ally in Washington — the Commander in Grief, yet the most 'powerfool'man on earth.
We'd like to apply for the vacancy.
Our qualifications: 7,000 years of civilization, a shared love of poetry, architecture, and food that takes longer to prepare than Trump's attention span.
The only thing Iran and Italy have ever fought over is who invented ice cream. Faloodeh came first. Gelato came louder. We've been in a 'cold' war over this for 2,000 years.
@OdutoluTimothy@ProfIsaPantami what time of the day/Night was the flight to the moon? How come they never returned since then? I was old enough to know little about science during that period. They lied to us and they know it
NEW: The United States sent guns to the Iranian protesters through the Kurds, President Trump told Fox News.
"We sent guns to the protesters, a lot of them," President Trump told me. "And I think the Kurds took the guns."