Ilana Glazer

Native New Yorker, A Political Contradiction, Corporate Slave, Lifelong Terp!

[Ilana Glazer @iglazer91]

@JGreenDC Stop lying to the internet

[Ilana Glazer @iglazer91]

@VerizonSupport No, they said I would have to open a new account, pay $99 to activate, run my credit and pay a for the month of service only to turn around and cancel it tomorrow morning when I move. Router and everything is still plugged in, so I don’t get the issue

[Ilana Glazer @iglazer91]

@verizonfios Thanks for being the most difficult part of my move! You switched my service to my new apartment a day too early and when I called to have it fixed, I was asked to pay $40 and go through a credit check. Very reasonable!

[Ilana Glazer @iglazer91]

@durple @CityofHoboken same thing on 8th and Willow

[Ilana Glazer @iglazer91]

I hope @davidfrum kept his Canadian passport....Toronto is beautiful this time of year https://t.co/QP1X9Gcn7D

[David Frum @davidfrum]

Lesson of the 2016 election: turns out it’s unwise to swig from the bottle labeled “POISON DO NOT DRINK”

[Ilana Glazer @iglazer91]

Plato's Republic had a profound effect on my political views in college and @sullydish reminds me why https://t.co/k10sXFI4Dv

[Ilana Glazer @iglazer91]

Pro-life faux outrage at Trump's "punish the woman" abortion comments https://t.co/CvDuLhnxOY

[AFP News Agency @AFP]

Rubio, Trump or Cruz? Urinals in a London pub, as customers vote for their least favorite US Republican candidate

[Ilana Glazer @iglazer91]

This just makes me think of "Brownie, you're doing a heck of a job"
https://t.co/Qh4AJe1YsK

[Ilana Glazer @iglazer91]

@NYMag "Demand a safe space" --Oberlin Student #resolutionsalreadybroken

[Ilana Glazer @iglazer91]

And in the ultimate #StarbucksRedCup irony, we all remember that Howard Schultz is in fact Jewish and move on #wishfulthinking

[Ilana Glazer @iglazer91]

The #VMAs need to go to rehab #trainwreck

[Ilana Glazer @iglazer91]

Alice doesn't count? Guess not...... https://t.co/4aEZ07IER5

[New York Magazine @NYMag]

Central Park doesn't have any statues of actual historical women—but that could soon change: http://t.co/3tt6pPwTVq

[Ilana Glazer @iglazer91]

Shoutout to the moron that scheduled Mayweather-Pacquiao fight (betting event 1) on the same day as the Kentucky Derby (betting event 2)

[Ilana Glazer @iglazer91]

M-A-R-Y-L-A-N-D #TerpNation https://t.co/vQvO5rEF29

[Scott Allen @ScottSAllen]

Maryland and Hopkins unveil crab trophy, which should be made of recycled crab mallets http://t.co/FRhdOS9qfb

[Ilana Glazer @iglazer91]

@JGreenDC don't. Even.

[Ilana Glazer @iglazer91]

@JGreenDC I did that for my parents in the 6th grade. Really living up to stereotypes 🙈

[Ilana Glazer @iglazer91]

.@JGreenDC's spirit animal https://t.co/jqNupWlwr5

[Ilana Glazer @iglazer91]

Nice job, @Tinder...you really out-douched yourself this time #SwipeLeft http://t.co/8UMAp5hFSQ

[Ilana Glazer @iglazer91]

CPAC 2013 #TBT with @JGreenDC looking all spiffy and stuff