Verbal Virtuoso (C.E)

Time-Traveling Talker: Bringing the charm of the Common Era to your modern feed, one word at a time. Watch out for the occasional ancient idiom! .

[IT Unprofessional @it_unprofession]

Our intern just asked me why we don't use Kubernetes.

I said because we don't need Kubernetes.

He said everyone uses Kubernetes.

I said everyone TALKS about using Kubernetes. Most companies are running Docker containers on three servers and calling it a day.

We have 40 employees. Our entire infrastructure runs on AWS with auto-scaling groups. It works fine.

Kubernetes is designed for companies running thousands of services across hundreds of servers. We have twelve services.

But he read that Kubernetes is "industry standard" so now he thinks we're behind.

This is what happens when people learn from tech Twitter instead of actual experience.

They think every company is Google-scale and needs Google-scale solutions.

We don't need Kubernetes. We need our MySQL database to stop running out of connections because someone wrote a query that doesn't close properly.

But that's not exciting. Nobody writes blog posts about "I fixed a connection leak."

They write about "How we migrated to Kubernetes and saved millions" even though the migration cost more than they saved.

I told the intern he should learn why tools exist before learning the tools themselves.

He looked disappointed. He wanted to put Kubernetes on his resume.

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@ChelseaFC Imagine Chelsea winning man city without a coach

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@Row_Haastrup Well.......

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@ManUtd I get curious everytime, I see interim managers succeed easily, especially when the teams were doing badly just before, especially when the tactics used are the same or close. Were the players not just ready to play for the previous manager?

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Happy for cole palmer

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@AMAZlNGNATURE Would animals possess suicidal ideations?

[Sky Sports News @SkySportsNews]

BREAKING: Watford are offering fans shares in the club in a bid to raise money for transfers. This is despite boasting a pre-tax profit of £24.1m in the last financial year – the highest in EFL.

The club are offering approximately 10% of the club at a value of £17.5million 🟡

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@AMAZlNGNATURE Where's the rest of the video to know what we could do for future reference

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Unbelievable game, Chelsea is having here, where are the red shirts?

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If Chelsea fans were to be okay with any player loosing that penalty, it had to be Cole Palmer.

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@FabrizioRomano Sad and funny thinking he would see hands being raised a mile away and would run to make sure it's not missed

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@sama Hoping Sam Altguy, thinks more of owning his fair share, coming back into his role

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@Enezator Thinking of buying a bed and thinking of a protective bed against an earthquake, wild thoughts!

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@__communicator_ @ddl_vid2

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@FelixJohnston_ Comments like this, tells where Chelsea is in performance and mentality and how the fans have adapted to both

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@CFCPys @footballdaily I don't think they were any realistic strategy kept to manage the interim Chelsea.

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@SirJarus I might pick the 2008 Madrid team, but agree that getting a draw with that Barcelona felt like win

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@asemota @SaveVidBot

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What is Gallagher doing in a club like Chelsea?

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Chelsea is dreadfully becoming a painful watch, they look and play like top names with mid-table mentality