Igor Cotruta

Business Intelligence developer. Tweeting about #PowerBI and #DataViz

[Igor Cotruta @igocrite]

Forget about writing your own DAX parser.
You can pass a valid DAX query to👇

$SYSTEM.DISCOVER_CALC_DEPENDENCY

And get all the underlying dependencies in under 100ms.

Peeps parsing the Log Analytics traces know what I'm talking about😉

[Igor Cotruta @igocrite]

@SenhorZiborro I'd use a printer- scanner combo

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@davepl1968 The best idle game that shipped with every win machine

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@jonasfroeller Don’t forget the broken pages on half of the links you click

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@ehansalytics @msexcel It doesn’t even have a nice intro animation as clippy did 📎

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@simongerman600 Monaco is too small to see it on this map, but it’s a roaming trap.

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Artemis 2 doing a Friday release 🤦‍♂️

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@kurtbuhler @ouraring @fitbit For all sorts of wearable comparisons, I can't recommend enough @QuantifiedRob videos, i.e. https://t.co/gBcSskqDnX

[Igor Cotruta @igocrite]

@lauriewired @neomewtwo 386 with a turbo button

[Ryan Leachman @RG_Leachman]

“Kids I have good news. Daddy is out of Claude tokens until 3PM. He has time to play with you now.”

[Igor Cotruta @igocrite]

@Elijah_Meeks Not sure the dots work for this viz.
Have you tried stripes?

[Igor Cotruta @igocrite]

@lauriewired Bet it’s still some 8051 from decades of production

[Igor Cotruta @igocrite]

@lauriewired I’ve heard that DNA is quite reliable for programming. Something about error correction and easy replication

[Igor Cotruta @igocrite]

@kurtbuhler My 9yo daughter also does real-world data science tasks. And I must admit quite successfully.
But I would let her take over my work.

[Igor Cotruta @igocrite]

Wasted 20 min searching for a dataviz on ieee vis youtube channel/site.

Then 5 min recreating it from memory.

Finally, my memory is more important than my keyword searching skills

[Igor Cotruta @igocrite]

@Elijah_Meeks faster to build the vis than finding it.
This is ridiculous

[Igor Cotruta @igocrite]

@Elijah_Meeks Tried searching it on ieee vis, and it's one of the most text-heavy websites.
The irony.

[Igor Cotruta @igocrite]

@mim_djo it didn't just spit it out? Someone had the vision ;)

[Igor Cotruta @igocrite]

@Elijah_Meeks This viz will fit perfectly with the latest balance sheet data I was analysing