Mary

XU 2018 | Cardiac RN | dog mom | wife

[Mary @igotmaryd]

Brooke last June and Natalie yesterday.... one things for sure, the shirt doesn’t lie

[lily @hondacrvthe3rd]

fuck a breakup have you ever realized one of your friends was kind of a terrible person?

[Mary @igotmaryd]

@kenziiec Sticking hydrogen peroxide soaked gauze up deceased pt’s noses, on their eyes, and in their mouths bc they were Covid + will also never not feel wrong

[Mary @igotmaryd]

Psa if you have a female husky get her spayed before their first heat cycle unless you want to hear hours upon hours of howling

[Mary @igotmaryd]

@AshleyHomeHelp I’ve been on the phone for 3 hours trying to figure out why I paid for an under bed storage unit that never got delivered. Warehouse saying I never ordered but I clearly did and was charged for it. No one is any help

[lauryn 🇵🇸 @iron__xan]

what the fuck is a “dream job” i do not dream of labour . all i want is wake up every morning and eat croissant and look at pretty flowers for the rest of the day

[Mary @igotmaryd]

@kenziiec Literally how I felt when I replaced Matt’s car battery all by myself

[Mary @igotmaryd]

@jkmanring My jaw hit the floor oh my God

[Matthew Park @matthewrpark]

You know how you go to get the vaccine and no one asks for money and you aren’t worried about how much you’ll have to pay? Now imagine all healthcare was delivered like that.

[Mary @igotmaryd]

@kenziiec Cincinnati

[Mary @igotmaryd]

@paigeforman FORTY!!!!!!!!

[Mary @igotmaryd]

I’ve been going through a huge 1/4 life crisis leading up to and since my 25th birthday because I realized I literally have to work for at least 40 more years and I just don’t think I’m cut out for it

[Mary @igotmaryd]

I’ve been a nurse for 3 years and I’m ready to retire how am I supposed to make it 40 more?!?!??

[Mary @igotmaryd]

@kenziiec Did you cry watching this?

[✈️ John J Manring @JJManring]

Dear Blue Collar Workers Who Vote Republican,

[Mary @igotmaryd]

@kenziiec How many brackets did you make this year?

[Mary @igotmaryd]

In case you are normal and have no idea what I’m talking about here’s the link to the scene for reference https://t.co/AxzZNxU8zk

[Mary @igotmaryd]

Does anyone else have a scene from an obscure movie from childhood that just really fucks you up? For me it’s the rat in the cave with crystals scene from Balto 2

[Mary @igotmaryd]

if I wrote @JeffBezos a persuasive essay on why he should give me $50,000 (highlighting how he will never even realize it’s gone because he’s so rich and how it would impact my life) do you think he would give me the money?