ian gschwind

Artistic Producer, writer, performer, Taiji fiend.

[ian gschwind @igschwind]

@aigkenham 🤣🤣🤣
Reads a myth like it is true and claims it is reality that is wrong 🤦‍♂️

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@memeslich During the satanic panic my friend and I brought our dice to Sunday school. We argued Jesus must be a cleric and rolled saving throws against his miracles.
We got sent to sit with the adults in sermon.

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@roll20app Savage Worlds

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@DaddyRolleda1 Had the original.
Had fun during the satanic panic by bringing my dice to Sunday school and rolling saving throws against Jesus’s magic. Got kicked out and had to sit in sermon with the grownups.

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@RobRichcreek @PunkRockStory I still have that t-shirt (in white not black)

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@PunkRockStory It is also on the “Damaged” album. Still got mine 😄

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@ronsterd89 Jump rope with skipping songs. I work with kids, have got them started on it and they love it. I only remember 5 songs. Maybe it is time to write some new ones.

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@ItsDeanBlundell I was in cadets. It was a fantastic experience that taught me many life skills. Today’s high schoolers are required to do volunteer work to graduate. How about a mandatory year or two in cadets? It has many benefits and recruits for regular service.

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@PunkRockStory Sex Pistols. It made international headlines and ushered in the others. Without it many would never have heard of the others.

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@DrGuitar Guns n Roses. I change the station.

[BKBelton 🇨🇦 @bk_belton]

🇨🇦WEDNESDAY MEMO🇨🇦 II
Canadians like nice. Canadians like kind. Canadians like smart. There is nothing nice, kind or smart about Pierre. His obnoxious personality alone disqualifies him as any kind of Leader. 🇨🇦#Trudeau2025 #PierrePoilievreIsUnelectable

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@BurtMaclin_FBI @Acyn I think her real job is to change his diaper and the “lawyer” job title is only there for optics.

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@generalrvl The Hannibal bit was followed hard upon by ranting against immigrants. He’s come up with a new administration policy: eat the immigrants.

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@Breadfaan Mine peeled like that as well

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@cturnbull1968 I think her real job is to change his diaper. Thats why she is always with him. “Spokesperson/lawyer” is just business records for optics. (He would never falsify business records, would he?)

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@PunkRockStory I still have my vinyl

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@PunkRockStory Didn’t “Fresh fruit for rotting vegetables” come out in ‘79?
That’d be my pick.

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@Livefreak01 I met a lot working guest services at a 5 diamond hotel:

Bruce Springsteen
Michael Stipe
New Kids on the block (Donny?)
Janet Jackson
Mick Jagger
Brian Johnson (he is awesome)
Angus and Malcom Young
Sporty Spice
David Bowie
Alice Cooper
Neil Diamond

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@LongMcQuade Any lefties?

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@PunkRockStory The Exploited - Punks not dead