melanie

[miss dior @SwaggerDior]

4 likes is still a hit tweet

[Grimace Smoking Weed @high_grimace]

going to bar trivia and writing in "Who gives a shit?" for every single answer

[¿ @umlarp]

doxxing my feelings

[lynny penny @bunnyburgered]

ouuu my eyelids getting heavy n i have 2 assignments due tonight...

[melanie @ih3artjane]

been on the phone for 4 hours, this couldve been an email

[melanie @ih3artjane]

i can’t stop sniffing my hair. i look like the guy from charlie’s angels. smells so good though.

[100 @yh_me2]

imma be one weird ass ancestor

[Quan @quanfrr]

i see why joe was killin every hoe he was fw

[🪲io @i0lanthe_]

You're my favorite gaping wound bro. You're the wound that keeps on giving bro

[retarded faggot @bubblegumroot]

y'all too accepting some people just gotta die

[ilya @ilyaafrnd]

como eu olho pra homens com a bunda maior que a minha

[r. 🍦 @irobatzy]

me after watching a robert pattinson movie

[Aaron @norapom23]

pho restaurant doesn't have the exact permutation of cow parts I want

[misty quigley updates @AVADANlELS]

primetime spoilers, but i think my favorite shot of 2026 is decoy danny standing in front of the missing children's posters in the police station. real children they could allocate resources for relegated to the background as they invent fictive children for entertainment justice

[melanie @ih3artjane]

like some parent is being forced to watch forgotten island rn like bro just make your kid watch primetime

[melanie @ih3artjane]

one day my kid will ask me to take them to watch the stupidest kid’s movie showing in that moment and i will say no idc

[Israel Exposed @xIsraelExposedx]

'The Israelis are worse than the Nazis, at least the Nazis has the decency to try and hide what they are doing. The Israelis boast about it. It's demonically evil.'

- Jewish actor Wallace Shawn doesn't mince words.

ft @kthalps @KatieHalperShow

[melanie @ih3artjane]

it even amazes me that i get everything i want

[melanie @ih3artjane]

long as my bitches love me