Barstool Burkina Faso

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[Barstool Burkina Faso @ih8jonbenet]

wine got me gassy. call that SHARTonay

[Barstool Burkina Faso @ih8jonbenet]

@dfarecs Thank fucking god

[Barstool Burkina Faso @ih8jonbenet]

We live in hell

[FearBuck @FearedBuck]

A mattress company called “Eight Sleep” went offline during the AWS outage yesterday, leaving customers unable to use their beds

[Barstool Burkina Faso @ih8jonbenet]

Walking up a flight of stairs should be a requirement to be considered for Congress

[Barstool Burkina Faso @ih8jonbenet]

I don’t think republicans/conservatives are going to speak out against Graham Platner’s Nazi tattoo because it would require them to say that Nazis are bad

[@ratlimit @ratlimit]

My Jewish friend saw a Halloween decoration that said FRANKENSTEIN and panicked that it said FINKELSTEIN.
The Jews are tiiiiiiired.

[Barstool Burkina Faso @ih8jonbenet]

EPIC RAP BATTLES OF HISTORY

VIRGINIA FOXX

VS.

A STAIRRRRCAAASE

BEGIN!

[NewsWire @NewsWire_US]

Rep. Virginia Foxx on ‘No Kings’ protest: “Donald J. Trump is your president. Cry more, losers.”

[Barstool Burkina Faso @ih8jonbenet]

@Idomeneus_OG @AlexNowrasteh How’s India this time of year

[Barstool Burkina Faso @ih8jonbenet]

@mjfree The concept of a protest having a set end time

[SuperMega @supermega]

Sooo my yogurt ate half a quart of paint today thinking it was grandpa

[Nancy Pelosi @TeamPelosi]

No Crown. #NoKings!

[Barstool Burkina Faso @ih8jonbenet]

@youngpoultry This is just the plot of the leftovers

[Barstool Burkina Faso @ih8jonbenet]

Sorry that I couldn’t make No Kings I was at brunch with Kamala Harris

[Barstool Burkina Faso @ih8jonbenet]

@fishedmonger It only works for black midi and BCNR

[Barstool Burkina Faso @ih8jonbenet]

Graham Platner situation is so funny because because the median American voter genuinely does not care if someone is labeled a communist

[SUPER LILY KART @lilybeeX3]

sloppy blowjob with butthole fingering

[Barstool Burkina Faso @ih8jonbenet]

God he looks and sounds terrible

[Acyn @Acyn]

Reporter: It has been reported that Maduro offered everything to you…

Trump: He has offered everything. You know why? Because he doesn’t want to fuck around with the United States.

[Barstool Burkina Faso @ih8jonbenet]

This sign perfectly encapsulates how liberals operate “We’ll play the video but we don’t like doing it” when they could literally just choose not to show the video

[Barb McQuade @BarbMcQuade]

Today at Detroit Metro Airport.

[malky @malkyyyyy]

he led a complicated life and many still argue over his legacy but nobody can deny that Colonel Gaddafi had that shit on