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@thesmithsltd Awesome , can’t wait 🙌🏼

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@thesmithsltd any idea on timings for Bath on Friday? Our last train home is 11:05 😬😰

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Good time to repost this I guess…

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If Ben Stokes is found guilty, Will that make him eligible to play for Australia?

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Just reliving the time out in a restaurant with my kids for a birthday and the waitress spoke in a really croaky voice. I said to her sounds like a bad sore throat you have and she replied actually I was born prematurely and my vocal cords were not fully developed.

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Wait, what!?

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. @BristolHipp £9.80 for single shot of vodka. You robbing bastards.

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Why so many pick-up trucks on the road lately? You work in a phone shop Darren for fuck’s sake.

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Well, lets not mourn too soon… he might be back in three days 👍🏼

[BBC Breaking News @BBCBreaking]

Pope Francis has died at the age of 88, the Vatican has announced https://t.co/XeitaacXXI

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Wife said she’s leaving me cos of my obsession with Sheryl Crow…

I said, if it makes you happppyyyyy

[BBC Breaking News @BBCBreaking]

Emergency services are responding to a plane crash at Toronto Pearson International Airport, reports say

Read more: https://t.co/L94y4ELh43

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Once at a blood donation clinic I was asked if in the last six months I’d had sex with a man who I suspected may have the Zika virus.

The Zika virus!?!?!

A man!?!!!

Sex!?!

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You had me at ‘elasticated waistband’

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A whole Toblerone… and I’m not talking about the small one oh no! I’m talking about the medium sized one #BoxingDayBreakfast

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Remember when they decided we could finally bring cameras into UK law courts? All very well but they never put the camera on the guilty at sentencing. We want the money shot for fuck’s sake.

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Stop! Don’t bother with Britney Spears book “The woman in me” … that title is totally misleading.

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@WestHam Sat in the Blackpool end because of the incompetence of the @EFL

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. @TUIUK wonderful pilots and crew flying into Rhodes this evening. Happy to let my girl in and spent time explaining the basics to her. She was so thrilled. Credit to the company 👍🏼

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Bad business ideas part 1:

Club Tropicana’s pricing policy

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Charlie. Whoever you are. There’s a LOT of guys looking for you here in Lisbon 🤷🏻‍♂️

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@prodnose I doubt they’re be doing anything Saturday