Sam Hart

More like Pistachios than Humans.

[Sam Hart @ihart_sam]

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[Sam Hart @ihart_sam]

@dominos where do i need to get the tat for free pizza

[Sam Hart @ihart_sam]

This Fight Club fan just proved Marla, Bob & Project Mayhem weren't real either... #fightclub #fantheory #movies #jackdurden #mindblown 😳 https://t.co/6ADNysS1E2 via @jackdurdencom

[Sam Hart @ihart_sam]

@KendrickPerkins got paid $100,000 a minute this year. That’s about the same amount you would have to pay me to listen to @drake. Call it even. #drakevskendrick

[Sam Hart @ihart_sam]

Calling it right now @CameronNewton traded to the @nyjets for first round in this year and next years draft. @Panthers #NFLFreeAgency

[Sam Hart @ihart_sam]

Good lord can they just kill #carl already???? #twd

[Sam Hart @ihart_sam]

17-0 and 12000+ PF. @ESPNFantasy I have to have the best team in all of ESPN. #FantasyBasketball

[Sam Hart @ihart_sam]

@pandoramusic why would it ever make sense to put Jar of Hearts on your Romance station???!!! #valentinesday #fail

[Sam Hart @ihart_sam]

Way to go @TamoTweets I’m ghosted now lol. You can @venmo me @laughingduckcatering btw

[Sam Hart @ihart_sam]

Could you imagine if that’s how people approached the Cross? The way they do the Lombardi Trophy. #SuperBowl2018

[Sam Hart @ihart_sam]

TRUE or FALSE: @carmeloanthony is the fourth best player on the @okcthunder ? Russ, PG13, Aquaman.... @nballaccess

[Sam Hart @ihart_sam]

@BDemps this was my idea before @boogiecousins got hurt. With the hornets getting the nets pick

[Sam Hart @ihart_sam]

Why would any team in the NBA want to trade with the @cavs to make them better this season??? @KingJames isn’t going to make the finals for the first in in a while. No reason to give him a chance #TheJump

[Sam Hart @ihart_sam]

@AmericanAir It doesn’t matter when you charge an arm and a leg just for someone move a week. It’s ridiculous. Trying to gut someone just for fees will only make you lose business.

[Sam Hart @ihart_sam]

@AmericanAir is charging me $200 per ticket to cancel and then pay for a new ticket because of an unforeseen school issue. The best part: my original ticket was much less than $200. This is ridiculous. #done with them. Hello @JetBlue

[Sam Hart @ihart_sam]

@woodyandwilcox https://t.co/NR8ACFdDDt

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Ikea wants you to urinate on ad for possible discount » https://t.co/IznhKSXvmX

[Sam Hart @ihart_sam]

It’s so much hotter without the sleeve on @woodyandwilcox

[Sam Hart @ihart_sam]

@espn @wingoz @maxkellerman as a joke on April Fools Day this year you should agree with no debate everything Stephen A Smith says. Wouldn’t see it coming and it would infuriate him.

[Sam Hart @ihart_sam]

@woodyandwilcox

[Sam Hart @ihart_sam]

@Lavarbigballer also pulled his other son LaTodd Marinovich-Ball out of school this evening. #lameloball #Liangeloball #BBB #bigbustbrand