Heather

She/Her

I am not funny, if you think I'm funny get help.

[Heather @ihateheather]

How I as a West Virginian will be speaking to Brit moving forward:

[Polymarket @Polymarket]

JUST IN: New analysis reveals Brits thought the UK ranked 7th against US states in income per person — it actually ranked 51st.

[Heather @ihateheather]

The game awards statue is teasing L.A. Noire 2

[Heather @ihateheather]

Who else been creepin' they cast? #wrapped2025 #Recap2025

[Heather @ihateheather]

I have a hypothesis about the Zohran swing with the young men demographic

[Heather @ihateheather]

Anything but the metric system.

[Hunter📈🌈📊 @StatisticUrban]

China’s population is currently shrinking by roughly one Philadelphia's worth of people per year (~1.75 million)

[Heather @ihateheather]

He should be disqualified from holding office for being this bad at drawing boobs, frankly.

[Oversight Dems @OversightDems]

🚨🚨HERE IT IS: We got Trump’s birthday note to Jeffrey Epstein that the President said doesn’t exist.

Trump talks about a “wonderful secret” the two of them shared. What is he hiding? Release the files!

[Heather @ihateheather]

It's giving Death of Stalin.

[The Spectator Index @spectatorindex]

UNITED STATES: JD Vance says Trump is going to 'serve out the remainder of his term', but if 'God forbid, there is a terrible tragedy' he cannot think of 'better on the job training' than what he has received in the past 200 days.

[Heather @ihateheather]

I hate to admit it but he's yet again dropped an all-timer

[Acyn @Acyn]

Trump: They went skedaddle. Do you know the word skedaddle? It means skedaddle.

[Heather @ihateheather]

The governor of california in the year of our lord 2025 is a "debate me bro" podcaster...

[Gavin Newsom @GavinNewsom]

Hey @JDVance — nice of you to finally make it out to California.

Since you’re so eager to talk about me, how about saying it to my face?

Let’s debate. Time and place?

[Heather @ihateheather]

Having given bluesky a good few months' try, it really is just boring ngl. Even the smut is lame

[#1 Patrick Morrisey Hater @ceceett]

Every single time you mock the death of folks in a disadvantaged state like West Virginia, Kentucky, Tennessee, North Carolina, Alabama, etc., you create another fascist. You send people into the arms of the right wing.

[Heather @ihateheather]

I officially am no longer sure what JD Vance actually looks like

[Heather @ihateheather]

Hi this is a good day for a Gandalf quote.

"There are other forces at work in this world, Frodo, besides the will of evil. Bilbo was meant to find the Ring. In which case, you were also meant to have it. And that is an encouraging thought."

[Heather @ihateheather]

@JohnTeufelNYC "We must sacrifice another gigazillion dollars on the altar of the Zoom Call to summon the Wave! It's sure to work this time, trust us."

[Heather @ihateheather]

So the 'tree of liberty' guys aren't very good gardeners, huh?

[Heather @ihateheather]

My fellow libs continue to prove that 1) they have very short memories and 2) they don't keep their internet lorekeepers on hand for consultation. Very sad case of an avoidable miss here, guys.

[Heather @ihateheather]

Seeing a lot of people commenting about this being some sort of in-plain-sight protest. Am I the only person who was terminally online enough in 2016/17 to remember when this song was originally co-opted by the anti-SJW crowd as a supposed 'anthem of the silent majority'?

[Dan Scavino @Scavino47]

It was a great honor to attend this evenings Governors Ball at the @WhiteHouse, hosted by @FLOTUS Melania and @POTUS @realDonaldTrump—thank you!

[Heather @ihateheather]

@zachshrewsbury @WVGOP Actually insane levels of dickriding going on among WV Republicans jfc