ash

obsessing over all the things i liked at 13 but with money and neck pain

[ash @ihaterupaul]

on the eve of this as5 remember the most iconic excuse for disappearing there ever was

[Yuhua @YuhuaOfficial]

I don't know why everyone keeps saying "Congrats" to me for. I was in a fucking coma. Ya'll really want me dead or something?

[arielle @ellycelly]

okay I’ll be honest I did not predict Travis Kelce becoming the Yoko Ono of the 21st century

[roo (like boo) 👻 ✨ @shanescervix]

Beautiful things happening on tumblr 😭

[from the horse’s mouth @mouthyhorsey]

finger on the pulse…

[miloš @urgrocerygoer]

can't believe she made it onto fucking drag race i am so unbelievably excited

[wun @wuntwotm]

I like when ornithologists do the money spread with the wing

[eve ☆ IS MEETING DNP @InternetIsQueer]

just remembered how the bbc made dan and phil do a radio documentary on online dating where the premise was that they'd been single for too long and needed to find girlfriends, why was their career a never ending series of saw traps 😭😭

[diana⁷ @kooberrylatte]

mcr is active. phan went public. zouis are releasing a roadtrip documentary. halsey is about to tour the badlands album. it's a huge year for my teenage 2014 tumblr self

[amelia!! @ylissebian]

im crying bc dnp hardlaunching has really brought every single ex-phannie out of the woodwork WHAT DO YOU MEAN DR ALLY LOUKS???!?!;??;

[Beenba Rito @rpfscholar]

‘twas the night before 9/11

[victoria ♀️ @fatfabfeminist]

I would pay a million dollars to be in the room when everyone involved in this article finds out

[adam mcintyre @theadammcintyre]

GIRL ADOPT A KID, FISH, DOG, CAT ETC WE ARE SOOOOO CLOSE @trishapaytas

[Degenerate Liberty 🐝🇺🇦🏳️‍🌈 @SammiRaeMurray]

He’s gonna do it again

[Tara @boredwriter1]

Every summer, fate chooses a CEO for the sacrifice. That's the ritual.

[miri @mishtimere]

any man under 5’6 is a labubu

[reversecowgirl69 @botticellibimbo]

for the most part i’m ok with living a non traditional life, but every once in a while i’ll get hit with the “i have no family, no career, no partner, and no prospects” virus. no one is immune from propaganda

[one dozen bats at a keyboard @PanasonicDX4500]

It's a pretty bad year all around but JD Vance converting to Catholicism and then immediately getting a new Pope who hates him even more than the previous Pope he indirectly killed is a pretty fun 2025 subplot.

[Mahri @mahrukhx_]

the UK can’t handle summer or winter, absolutely useless infrastructure all around

[superfun site @chickenstrip007]

Girls are fantasizing about British boys again. Recession indicator of all time

[Yung Social Construct @yungscapegoat]

y’all mind if a white boy speaks a little Urdu tonight?

[hasanabi @hasanthehun]

white boys who say inshallah carrying zohran to a comfortable victory!!!