GoblinBitch420

zoinked out of my gourd .she/her.

[GoblinBitch420 @ihatesadri]

Finally got to wear this dress 🕸

[eric forman @pcbths]

people pretend little girls don’t notice the double standards and just randomly one day decide to become feminists

[Captain YUMA @yumabooma]

Every new picture I see from the oval office just looks like this

[🌱Tranthony Bourdain @Reefergrlfriend]

Not to political post but a lot of american leftists are so obsessed with virtue signaling theyre ready to turn on the single best hope for a future of socialism because the mayor of the biggest city in a country run by zionists has to stand stone faced with the government

[Bill Please 🌹 @Bill_Plz]

Republicans claim Democrats support Sharia Law and then say shit like this

[Siren the radical feminist @radfemsiren]

No men, you cannot rape whores. Not virgins either. No, not children. No not animals. No not dead bodies. No not…

[‏ً @itsnwts]

You know what’s more dangerous than trans athlete???

7 Frat boys at Cornell University…

[The Notorious J.O.V. @whotfisjovana]

healthcare be hiring bitches i wouldn’t even let dog sit

[MP Arizona☀️🏳️‍🌈💙🌵🐕🐕‍🦺🫂💦🏜🐟🌴🎙🌎🌻♍️🌊 @AzPetrich]

Man, for people who hate SNAP because "it's a handout" sure are fucking salivating over a fake $5,000 handout.

[M 👿🫧 @mmary_jay]

never deleting this app

[7/11 Truther @DaveMcNamee3000]

Me 2 hours after ET wanders into my backyard

[Frankie 📎 Fey @frankiefey]

they should invent a thought that isn’t obsessive or compulsive

[COCO @TWOTIMESABITCH]

Males think they're brave enough to fight a gorilla but in reality they’re not even brave enough to tell their friend to stop making women uncomfortable.

[imi silver @imifaes]

shes actually an angel sent from heaven to terrorize him

[Crusader Chris @CrusaderChris89]

Never kill yourself

[Kyle @tonyhawkbrosk8]

I'm in Mitch McConnell's hospital room unplugging him from the machines and plugging him back in and unplugging and plugging

[matt bernstein @mattxiv]

just got off the phone with my close personal friend mitch mcconnell. we spoke for six hours. he told me he is GAY and might be interested in exploring POLYAMORY. i look forward to him returning to work as soon as possible.

[pj @pjayevans]

I’m outside Mitch McConnell’s hospital window blasting See You Again by Wiz Khalifa on my JBL speaker

[‏ً @itsnwts]

Dating tip: if a guy tells you he’s not very political, he’s conservative but has learned that won’t get him łaid

[24kGoldn @24kGoldn]

Bitches be wearing Mexico jerseys like their boyfriend ain’t cry when Charlie Kirk died