porch goddess

a ‘let your houseplants die due to falling into a pit of dispair’ kind of person

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@DangerTeague That’s horse shit !!!

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here’s the thing yes Corbin is spending 50k on a kfc musical. chump change compared to the 3 MILLION they are allocating to our very small police department. more on my local Instagram story evening news

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yeah ok I did quit my job bc my supervisor said a racial slur and then the agency addressed it by saying “DoNt BE saying CuSs wOrDS y’all” and the entire scenario lives in my head rent free every day

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my fav hobby is burning bridges. love it!!

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theys a lot of drama coming at me recently and I just come by to say it makes me feel so youthful in my old age

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i would like to get a restraining order. against stink bugs

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sometimes I wanna comment on my state representatives posts and just say “you are such a weird bitch”

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sorry to break it to all the non-profiteers out there who didn’t already know this but nobody likes being on y’all’s email lists and we all want took off

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it makes me sick as a dog to have to use times new roman it’s such a ugly piece of shit font

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compassion fatigue is real and honey i am TIRED

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i am so, so scared of lady bugs

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I’m just kind of mad that wall paper went out of style ?????

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unpopular take maybe but I think the whole meth wings thing isn’t worth anyone’s energy. more on this on my Instagram story at 8am right after your local weather

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just another day pretending I know what the fuck I’m doing haha

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me after the doctors office took 6 vials of blood from my body lmfao they had to break out the crackers and water

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i feel like all y’all that was americorp vistas really got scammed

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does your job ever make you do cringe shit on a daily basis or are you living an embarrassment free life

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@MattMcnew i think it’s concerning tbh. they could just be overwhelmed but w the program i work for I’ve seen a lot of overwhelmed parents do fucked up shit. How old is kid??

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I have start putting “respond to people” on my daily to do list per recommendation of my therapist. You can now expect your response in five business days or less instead of never! Incredible! self inflicted isolation? I don’t know her!!!

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@Hardees in Corbin don’t have the beyond thick burger no more and I’ve not been this heartbroke since the guy I had a crush on in middle school said he couldn’t date me cus I have a flat ass