Michele Lynn

I actually have five cats, I just don't know how to change my username. I also like concerts and wine.

[Michele Lynn @ihavethreecats]

I tell my cats to fuck off about 37 times evey morning.

[Michele Lynn @ihavethreecats]

@Z100NewYork is Paying Your Bills and winning is easy as 1-2-3 Enter now! https://t.co/nUcwyvX9aG

[Michele Lynn @ihavethreecats]

I like drinking wine and fucking with my cats #theyhateme #thefeelingismutual #assholecats

[Michele Lynn @ihavethreecats]

ALL THE GIN WAS AT THE BOTTOM.

[Michele Lynn @ihavethreecats]

Gin's not so bad if it's in homemade lemonade. #bringontheacidreflux

[Michele Lynn @ihavethreecats]

When you cough and burp at the same time and beer foam comes up your nose... We're off to a great start.

[Michele Lynn @ihavethreecats]

Now that I'm going back to work, I have to get my poop schedule back to normal...

[Michele Lynn @ihavethreecats]

And how tricky it is to be naked and have them want to climb all over you with little razors attached to their feet

[Michele Lynn @ihavethreecats]

I forgot how difficult it is to do anything around the house with five cats that won't leave you alone.

[Michele Lynn @ihavethreecats]

I voted to see The Summer Set in my city on the #MadeForYouTour. Help make it happen! https://t.co/9obf6M6fdC via @thesummerset #Syracuse

[Michele Lynn @ihavethreecats]

@instagram is mad at me for posting a lot of wedding photos. The won't let me post anything. Meanies.

[Michele Lynn @ihavethreecats]

There's this bug in our bedroom that is making the most awful noise. Do I look for it and get creeper out, or do I just let it happen?

[Michele Lynn @ihavethreecats]

Am I the only one who says, "No thank you, but thank you though"?

[Michele Lynn @ihavethreecats]

I can't believe I get to meet @AllTimeLow in 20 days! I'm so exited! 👍😍😀@AlexAllTimeLow @JackAllTimeLow @riandawson @zackalltimelow

[Michele Lynn @ihavethreecats]

You know you're a farmers wife when you stop him in the middle of a sentence to point out how shitty someone else's corn looks...

[Michele Lynn @ihavethreecats]

I haven't had a zero balance on my credit card in a while, but now I have a - 17$ balance. #capitoloneowesmemoney

[Michele Lynn @ihavethreecats]

Bitch, does this stall look open to you? #imtryintotakeashit

[Michele Lynn @ihavethreecats]

On that note, pray for Tim, because I'm pretty extra sassy today... Like I want to drive so I can have road rage and cut a bitch...

[Michele Lynn @ihavethreecats]

...at least I know my birth control works...

[Michele Lynn @ihavethreecats]

My period never starts on time, usually Tuesday or Wednesday, unless it's our honeymoon. #fuckyoumothernature