Cake

why the FUCK everything so EXPENSIVE

[Te'leir🩸 @vampooze2]

i always carry a fatass rambo knife the size of my forearm incase i ever see that demon "tatsuki fujimoto"

[❛ rye ༉‧₊˚ @ryephobic]

love my mom

[Cake @ihazcake]

Me when I'm too homophobic to have sex with a woman

[6 Mile's Own @SeanTheTerrible]

Talked to a cutie from N.O. I picked her up one night and she told me her kink, she told me I could smash if I watched gay porn with her. She said that's the Only way. I asked her “Men be doing that with you?” she said “yes” I dropped her off back at her living quarters.

[maddie @madsssagascar]

quote so evil it could be used in a childrens comic book to be widely and easily understood as “thats the bad guy”

[Pitou (⁠｡⁠･⁠ω⁠･⁠｡⁠)⁠ﾉ⁠♡ @Pitouposting]

Zero brain cells

[coworker @temuchainz]

girl: sex in the basement? oh you're a real freak... want me to chain you to the pipes and duct tape your mouth? 😉

guy who can only cum if he's looking at a spider: no thats okay. just the basement please

[まるお2号🇯🇵（羊の皮を被った猫） @maruon22]

カオス

[Mo @fruitpibble]

blowing vape smoke on her bush call that Rainforest Cafe

[フブキ👑 Letourneau🫃(librarian) @NorthernIion_LP]

kory: SMOKES ON SITE THEYRE OUT TUNNEL I SEE BOMB

nl holding long with an awp:

[Momo 🪽💫 @VallerieMomo]

Politics be like

[Cake @ihazcake]

@PeterMeiszner Sure hope they don't get burned down....

[Sprocket Springberry @sabatonfan69]

Dentists be like hello I am your dentist and this is my harem

[𝓐𝔂𝓸✯ @shefwayo]

when someone is laughing & socializing instead of taking their turn at the board game we're playing

[Cats with Aura 😺 @catwithaura]

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