Cosmopolitan Bird Hunter

I hunt birds humanly

[Cosmopolitan Bird Hunter @ihuntbirdgently]

Don’t hate the grifter, hate the grift

[Cosmopolitan Bird Hunter @ihuntbirdgently]

@IHuntBirds You rang?

[Bird Hunter @IHuntBirds]

Where are my bitches at???

[Cosmopolitan Bird Hunter @ihuntbirdgently]

@Pigeons_Of_NY @CodyOrlove Ortolan is delicious tho, a fine delicacy

[elliot sperber @elliot_sperber]

The dialectic of dog

[Cosmopolitan Bird Hunter @ihuntbirdgently]

@Pigeons_Of_NY @CodyOrlove You are so boring….

[Cosmopolitan Bird Hunter @ihuntbirdgently]

*takes luxuriously long vape* “Smh, the next generation of internet hustlers are a fucking joke.”

[Cosmopolitan Bird Hunter @ihuntbirdgently]

Who is your favorite social media personality in the vapid talentless grifter space?

[Cosmopolitan Bird Hunter @ihuntbirdgently]

Rule one of algorithm hacking: Don’t respond to trolls. You will only make them stronger

[Cosmopolitan Bird Hunter @ihuntbirdgently]

@fleuristedumal @elliot_sperber Agreed. Beautiful and regal.

[Cosmopolitan Bird Hunter @ihuntbirdgently]

These effete academic hipsters will never accept that the slaughterhouse is our only salvation

[anthony galluzzo @communecore]

On the republic of domesticated pigs: one half in red caps oinking “fweedom,” the other still bemasked and screeching about their ICU utopia.

When civilizational collapse seems like the only way out—emergency brakes and all that.

[Cosmopolitan Bird Hunter @ihuntbirdgently]

@CodyOrlove Give us a hint at the synopsis

[Cosmopolitan Bird Hunter @ihuntbirdgently]

IT IS TOO EARLY TO START HUNTING AGAIN!!

[Cosmopolitan Bird Hunter @ihuntbirdgently]

@fleuristedumal Quite right!

[Cosmopolitan Bird Hunter @ihuntbirdgently]

@fleuristedumal @IHuntBirds Indeed. I have for a long time been an advocate of the Slow Hunt movement. We must cast off these newfangled technologies and root our kills in the beautiful tradition of the hunter gatherer

[Cosmopolitan Bird Hunter @ihuntbirdgently]

@fleuristedumal @IHuntBirds Quite right

[Cosmopolitan Bird Hunter @ihuntbirdgently]

@IHuntBirds Repulsive! You are CLEARLY a predatory man who wants to fuck a lesbian!

[Cosmopolitan Bird Hunter @ihuntbirdgently]

@IHuntBirds @CoreyGalluzzo Speaking of pathologies, this is a wonderful example of the resentments that animated so much of the white (trash) working class.

[Cosmopolitan Bird Hunter @ihuntbirdgently]

@RoccoTeague You, young lady, appear to be strung out on heroin! That, my dear girl, is “fucked up,” to borrow your vulgar phrase.

[Cosmopolitan Bird Hunter @ihuntbirdgently]

It would be such a privilege to take the life of this magnificent creature
https://t.co/D106OpEp2K