Sir Franklin Pauli

Martha Stewart once said, It ain't no fun, if the homies can't have none

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Well, not working with Microsoft anymore. So, It’s freed up more time to tweet or X’eet again. Or whatever they call it nowadays.

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@The_Ghostwriter Chose violence today.

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It’s feeling very 2009 over there.

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@ONLYinDADE Update from the Florida east coast railway, the man struck by train has a fractured femur and shattered knee but now in stable condition.

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@franksnbeanz Boob sweat FTW

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@CruzanChoklate Smacked me in the face.

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@BriannaAmor Personally I prefer when it’s wet.

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@gabutch Now that you mention it.

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@BkBap Smoking, hot. Still.

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@MissZindzi Greetings and salutations

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@TrainItRight @Light If this is about “jerk off instruction” porn, it’s spot on.

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@strictlyCALI Love you long time. Hi

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@strictlyCALI Wait, misread.

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@strictlyCALI 4 is considered big? 2021 is looking up! #bigdickenergy

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@CerromeRussell Once had my phone in my back pocket and gave myself a colonoscopy. 5/5 would not do again.

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@franksnbeanz The gifs are a nice feature.

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@Ninja_Warrior_C And now with facial hair and an unlimited supply to preparation H.

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Alexa, tweet something “2009 twitter funny” for me.

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@wstafrican I got free pizza when I got my first shot. Later I had diarrhea, not sure if pizza or vaccine. Still a win.

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@RBReich Maybe they’re trying to end poverty on the moon. #perspective