Autonomous Ultra Instint

[Autonomous Ultra Instint @ihybalt]

@shannonsharpeee

[Tiffany Fong @TiffanyFong]

*Democrats rally in support of BlackRock*

[Aj @Ajwritescrypto]

I got in a fight over Charlie Kirk.

They swung on me first to be fair; self defense.

I hit them once for Charlie.

Once for hating Trump.

And one more for getting blood on my Rolex.

He’s out cold as I’m tweeting this. 🤷‍♂️

Cops should be here any minute. Wish me luck!

[Tony Moon @RoofKorean7]

September 2025 is when everything changed.

[John Summit @johnsummit]

i want to take acid and play acid trip at the sphere then look up at the sphere while my track acid trip says the words acid trip to visuals that look like an acid trip

[MrFantastic824 B.A.B.G. @mrfantastic824]

I'm starting the "My bitch beating on me" hotline. 1-800-SHE-BEAT🤦🏾‍♂️

[YT @tolafolaa]

I’m Christian but the Arabs went so crazy with the mashallah, inshallah, astaghfirullah etc nothing hits like that in English 😭

[Elon Musk @elonmusk]

Nothing is more dangerous than getting between JB Pritzker and the buffet table!

[ashaley 🦋 @ash_kaashh]

@FTFBoog Me leaving him ain’t had shit to do with the nba You fat smelly funky heavy breathing bean bag body built bitch

[Liam Fennessy @LiamFennessy_]

When I offer to cover the tab for my friends (I want the Amex points and they’re Venmo’ing me later)

[Bill Mitchell @mitchellvii]

Kamala at the rally. “Prices are too high. When I’m president I’m going to bring down prices!” The crowd cheers wildly,

I’m sorry but what are these people smoking? She’s the vice president now. Why isn’t she already bringing down prices?

[Steve Will Do It @stevewilldoit]

If you want Kamala Harris running the country over Donald trump you’re a fucking idiot. You’re a dumb fuck. If you think that the democrats care about America at all then you’re a dumb fuck. At end of day I will still be cool with you if you support the left but I just lose respect . Can’t help but lose respect for people that don’t care about America

[BronMuse @BronMuse]

1776 - Washington 2024 - LeBron

[Prison Mitch @Prisonmitch]

Powerful words from Joe Biden.

[Harrison Krank @HarrisonKrank]

Here is the clip that ended Kamala’s first presidential campaign, X do your thing, make sure everyone sees this

[Elon Musk @elonmusk]

Imagine 4 years of this …

[Skely @123skely]

Ima tell my kids this exactly how it happened

[U.S. Ministry of Truth @USMiniTru]

🚨🚨VP PICK CONFIRMED: Former President Donald Trump has announced that Sydney Sweeney has accepted his offer to be his vice presidential running mate.

[AB @AB84]

Bitch of the Day #CTESPN