Eddy Ionita

A rave dad, turned real dad 2/12/2022 (to a sweet baby girl 🥰) making the best of life as I go on 🙏🏽💙 Trader/Investor 🤑 Car, Nature, Disc Golf enthusiast.

[DogeDesigner @cb_doge]

World's First Trillionaire

[TrendSpider @TrendSpider]

ELON MUSK OFFICIALLY BECOMES THE WORLDS FIRST TRILLIONAIRE.

[Eddy Ionita @iiBlueHD]

@Teslaconomics https://t.co/FlNIfaLKwO

[mr fundman @mrfundman]

Bankers looking at me getting 1 SpaceX share for IPO

[Eddy Ionita @iiBlueHD]

@TheTradingNinja Bro your lottos slap. Sometimes the lottos go even harder than the callouts in the paid group. People who don’t know how to play them can go kick rocks, respectfully. 🫡 Keep being a boss.

[Sama Hoole @SamaHoole]

The Bible mentions beef 133 times.

Lamb 98 times.

Fish 70 times.

Raw milk and butter 48 times.

Honey 56 times.

Vegetables, 10.

The fattened calf was killed for the prodigal son's return. Not the fattened lentil.

The promised land flowed with milk and honey. Not oat drink and agave nectar.

Abraham fed his angelic visitors veal, butter, and milk. Not a chickpea bowl.

The Passover meal centred on a roasted lamb. Not a roasted root vegetable.

Whoever drew up the modern food pyramid clearly didn't read the source material.

[illuminatibot @iluminatibot]

Why have so many top athletes suddenly stopped wearing wireless headphones?

[matrixbot @thematrixb0t]

When another one of your "conspiracy theories" comes true

[Eddy Ionita @iiBlueHD]

@TheTradingNinja Yee to the mf haw

[Liz Wheeler @Liz_Wheeler]

Odds of dying from hantavirus: 1 in 30-35M

Odds of dying from a lightning strike: 1 in 15-20M

Odds of dying in a car accident 1 in 8,000-9,000

Odds of dying from medical error: 1 in 1,000-1,400

If someone is telling you to freak out about Hantavirus, they're lying to you.

[daz @MetamateDaz]

You know what the CRAZIEST thing about the Hantavirus is?

The Epstein Files are still largely unreleased, heavily redacted and no one has been arrested over them.

[Ryan Hall, Y’all @ryanhallyall]

I bet trying to grow tomatoes in North Dakota is similar to an extreme sport.

[Andrew Tate @Cobratate]

Dont give a fuck about this new Covid bullshit virus attempt.

And no amount of propaganda can make me.

Psyop.

[Eddy Ionita @iiBlueHD]

@TheTradingNinja Blackjack? Roulette?

[Eddy Ionita @iiBlueHD]

@Dearme2_ @ViralityEngine AMENNNNNNNNNNN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[Dear Self. @Dearme2_]

I just have this crazy faith that this year is going to be one of the best years of my life.

[Dear Self. @Dearme2_]

Bro to bro: Take God more seriously in 2026.

[Eddy Ionita @iiBlueHD]

@elonmusk

[Eddy Ionita @iiBlueHD]

Elon bout to start a hoelocaust 🤣

[Daily Noud @DailyNoud]

BREAKING: Elon Musk has expressed interest in purchasing OnlyFans and shutting down the company:

“Yeah, I’ll do it. I don’t see why not.”

[illuminatibot @iluminatibot]

We need God now more than ever.