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[sha @iiamnotsha]

diary of an unstable capricorn

[yassy🫦 @mrs__yasmin]

yall are genuinely sucking the fun out of being a lesbian.. it’s always a NEW rule to this shit. like just eat some pussy and stfu.

[CyclesNewness @cyclesnewness]

On this episode of the “overbearing parent trope” remember that episode of Moesha where Frank made her take a drug test because he didn’t believe her?

[Ben @bentolate]

when I click on "confirm payment" and they actually take my money

[amanda @desi0re]

message from 2018 but still cracks me up. thought some people would appreciate

[Big Tee @societyhatestee]

“guys” & it’s me talking to myself.

[AYANNY @gaygirldiaries]

pulling your coochie hair while scrolling on social media is so therapeutic🙂‍↔️

[𝖓𝖆𝖟 @nazzygirlxx]

they stop asking for ur ID once the light in ur eyes is gone

[ً @artfuIchaos]

"sync your contacts" i'd rather be waterboarded to death actually tysm though

[sexy capricorn @panaamamii]

my dad heard my gf call me mommy and side eyed me and smirked LMAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

[Christina 𓆩♡𓆪 @spanishcvndy]

i could never be a gambler..i lose $20 and i am leaving

[sha @iiamnotsha]

Like fr

[xan @lilxan1k]

im losing my spark can someone set me on fire

[safadenha @ousafadenha]

como é abrir esse app em público

[drug dealer anonymous @tuckfwelvey]

nobody wanna call you until you taking a nap

[kira 👾 @kirawontmiss]

this is what i expect GTA 6 gameplay to be like

[☆ @powderstatic]

if u see me getting bossed around by a femme and responding to everything with “yes ma’am” leave me alone bc i am fucking EXACTLY where i wanna be

[kar @bustitopen420]

“Kids shouldn’t be into politics” and politicians shouldn’t be into kids but yet here we are

[Emi @rememberthebite]

the day trump dies im not sleeping i need to scroll on this app all night

[𝒩 𝑒 𝒙 @Nexiraluv]

i dunno how people work full time and come home to a CHILD. i be feeling like this after the work week