I

am in

[luke7 @sauronluke]

This app is kind of like black mold

[ʙᴜᴊᴜ @sham_exe]

remember when not only you would get a disc but you’d also get a case with meaningful cover art along with a manual that taught you how to play (and often included fun additional lore tidbits) and hell sometimes they’d even throw in a poster for free just for fun

[⟲ @unotfbg]

console wars ending with both sides committing suicide

[KC @KCXKami]

Back in the day if a nigga bought the $100 version of a game he got a mf statue with that bih

[trenchpussy @tenthousund]

i bet finding nemo rly fucked up some single dads w dead wifes back then

[Mark @AgingRanchHand]

Sometimes you're eating a salad and it feels like it's never going to end

[No Context Tobey Maguire @OocTobeyM]

Gonna smoke a joint in here and pretend I'm Willem Dafoe becoming the Green Goblin

[chef 🅱️oyarthinkbreak @chef_boyarbeatz]

eric andre they could never make me hate you

[Cameron Bradford @camerobradford]

[Trying to do a yo mamma joke but I’m too empathetic]

*tenderly grasping your hand*

Is your mother still struggling with her weight?

[flanthippe @flanthippe]

*patting my pockets* oh shit.. my homunculus

[turbomander @turbomander]

captured an enemy knight and he started talking about some “prisoner of war” nonsense like brother we’re the wretched blades of skar we’re straight up killing u

[‏ً @omgsidewalks]

when we say “crime is a social construct”.

what we mean is that you, as an individual, can go to jaił for littering but a corporation can poıson the air, the soil, and the water of an entire town, and no one will go to jaił.

[Wopavelli @TheWopObama]

In American slang we often refer to money as “benjamins” this is a subtle reference to Benjamin Netanyahu, an American folk figure who takes all of our money

[Gyal dem sugarcane @treyfive_]

A full tank of gas , haircut and car wash is a $200 day you ain’t even eat yet

[𐌁𐌉Ᏽ 𐌕𐌉𐌌𐌉 @OrevaZSN]

The fact that billionaires still want more money should be studied by the same people who study serial killers.

[episode one @E1podcast]

Ignored the small door that appeared in my apartment three days ago and now it’s gone. That’s how it’s done.

[John Bourscheid 🇺🇸 🚀 @bourscheid]

$300 billion for Iran. $300 billion for Israel. $1 billion for a ballroom nobody asked for. $1.776 billion for a felon slush fund.

$0 for you.

[dior ✞ @deeore5]

"get his ass" is so hilarious. it's like the modern version of "seize him"