imogen

inventor of tooth tunes, perpetual traveler, beer connoisseur

[mishi @hunterch4fer]

Roomate who's never brought a guy home brought a 5'5 bald and bearded guy who's built like a brick wall but didn't tell me so I'm dancing in the kitchen with my headphones on and I just see out of the corner of my eye what I thought was a dwarf from the hobbit and screamed

[l feII in Dior @LIRIO_AG]

“Ay no, tarjeta gris otra vez”.

[bart @soxbart]

“It’s filled with popcorn.”

Yeah not falling for that. Literally how they tricked Troy.

[𝐤𝐮𝐫𝐮 @CoeKurupi]

ele levantando em câmera lenta como quem já pensou numa vingança

[°❀.ೃ࿔* @wurooods]

changing your perspective is really the key to being happier and more successful

[𐌁𐌉Ᏽ 𐌕𐌉𐌌𐌉 @OrevaZSN]

In case you forgot, we live on a planet where lightning turns sand into glass, dolphins give each other names, the ocean glows in the dark, and rain has a scent before it falls. You stand here with a beating heart, a steady moon above, and a world quietly, absurdly beautiful.

[ClarksonsFarm @ClarksonsFarm1]

Brilliant!🤣

[Shō @lucxzxe]

"fuck it we ball" I say as I almost vomit from anxiety

[Dutch ambassador to Japan @GillesBP]

The ‘girl with the pearl earring’ by #Vermeer will come to #Osaka in August during the renovation of the #Mauritshuis museum in The Hague. Judging from the press-conference, she is very popular in #Japan. Maybe this is her last tour, since she is ‘advancing in age’ like all of us

[𝓟𝓻𝓲𝓷𝓬𝓮𝓼𝓪 🐸 @princesalamwane]

Let’s normalize installing cameras at home just to watch our cats live their little lives

[valentine @valawakened]

A left-handed person dating a right-handed person is peak romance, actually. You get to hold hands and still wield your swords properly while fighting side by side against your enemies.

[Natalie Would @_NatalieWould]

I'm the cunt of the litter

[Cartoons Hate Her! @CartoonsHateHer]

I will never have a friendship like the one I have with my brother.

[g @6hibal]

ex situationship dropped another banger

[antifa🔻girlfriend @lllliatttt]

tha weighted blanket enjoyer

[Manoco @Moonlighhy]

Mum said “ don’t be shy go say hi to your aunty “ baby said “hi aunty “

[𐌁𐌉Ᏽ 𐌕𐌉𐌌𐌉 @OrevaZSN]

You’re standing on a planet with molten lava at its core. Trees are turning sunlight into air you can breathe. Your heart is beating without you asking it to. There’s a moon in the sky and bugs that glow. This whole thing is absurdly beautiful. Don’t forget to notice it.