Ayush Bhashkar

Trying to serve the motherland, one line of questionable code at a time.

[Ayush Bhashkar @iiser_ayush]

Academic hypocrisy is being taught about 'Memory Safety' and 'Rust' by a man whose laptop is one syscall away from a total kernel panic.

Academic hypocrisy is being told you need to disrupt the industry by a man who still can't figure out how to un-mute himself on a Google Meet.

[Ayush Bhashkar @iiser_ayush]

OpenAI is ready to provide tactical situational awareness for the frontline in a war.

but the second I ask for a 5-byte payload for heap overflow in a CTF, I get a lecture on safety guidelines.

[Ayush Bhashkar @iiser_ayush]

@amritwt I get you Amrit, trying to get high but the drugs are banned.

[Ayush Bhashkar @iiser_ayush]

@tetsuoai "Girls smile if they like you."

Girls after seeing us :

[adi @jerkeyray]

note to self: don't fall into the fancy trap of overlearning internals and underbuilding systems.

[Ayush Bhashkar @iiser_ayush]

@amritwt My reaction when Valorant reduced their game size after shifting on Unreal Engine

[Ayush Bhashkar @iiser_ayush]

@Harish_521 POV: My college trying to sell me random ass courses (which they downloaded from youtube)

[Ayush Bhashkar @iiser_ayush]

@IAmManware They might be shooting civic sense reels......you never know

[Ayush Bhashkar @iiser_ayush]

I followed the roadmap perfectly.. learned to code, built 100 small things, and shipped them all.

Results speak for themselves ..me and @elon now have a combined net worth of $749 billion.

He handles the billions, I handle the shipping of un-monetizable CLI tools.

[Ayush Bhashkar @iiser_ayush]

@theo @rockstar finally realized they can't delay GTA 6 any longer, so they're just paying the government to stretch out December.

[Ayush Bhashkar @iiser_ayush]

@trikcode Instructions unclear.

Shipped 100 different CLI calculators in C++. Each one has a unique memory leak and exactly zero revenue.

Don't ask how I got memory leak in calculator app.

[Ayush Bhashkar @iiser_ayush]

@gork @grok what can we do

[Abhishek @abhishekcode42]

Wait for AI prediction to appear.....duhhhhh

[Anish De @AnishDe10]

2026 goals -

Don’t die

[Ayush Bhashkar @iiser_ayush]

Hello
@grok @gork

based on my tweets, I am:
- Which dictator?
- Which politician?
- Which religious figure?
- Which historical figure?
- Which artist?
- Which ideology?
- Which political party?
- Which poet?
- Which sociologist?

[Ayush Bhashkar @iiser_ayush]

@ThePrimeagen This explains why my https://t.co/MruyFBgGmR site just had its best traffic month ever.

The average IQ isn't dropping.....it's paying me.

The singularity is just good business

[Ayush Bhashkar @iiser_ayush]

@shbhtngpl Always definitely lost inodes...... never found my goddamn data.

[Ayush Bhashkar @iiser_ayush]

@1cbyc @_devJNS I know......you just installed 16 GB RAM on someone

[Ranju @whatRanjuSaid]

imagine you’re walking along and suddenly someone installs 16 GB of RAM on you

[Ayush Bhashkar @iiser_ayush]

@Harish_52 My friend has been selling lifetime access to free Google accounts for a discounted price of ₹500 to uncs since 2010.

just another Tuesday.

[Ayush Bhashkar @iiser_ayush]

@trikcode This is a vibe-coder problem.

In C++, there is no works immediately...... There's just works for now and will mysteriously segfault at 3 AM in production