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Web3 since ‘21 | Full time looksmaxxer | Part time degen trader 🔥| @HoH_Alpha | 🔥 Los Angeles

[Jesus @iitsjesuss]

Gym and day trading, this is the fucking life 💯

[Zensei @zensei]

solana just got twice as fast at producing blocks.

we now have 200ms slots activated on mainnet-beta, completing SIMD-0525.

- slot times reduced from 400ms to 200ms, a 50% reduction.
- block production frequency increases from ~2.5 to ~5 slots per second.
- epochs shorten from roughly 2 days to 1 day.

faster slots. more frequent blocks. a more responsive network. opos

[realist @rrealist]

if you live in the uk and do crypto get the fuck out

just got my house invaded, taped up held at knife point & robbed for $800k

in so much shock i dont know what the fuck to do, fuck this country. No this is not satire, i fucking wish it was.

wallet with stolen funds
https://t.co/aI8ykYBNed

[SolanaNews.sol @solananew]

🚨BREAKING: SOLANA APPS MADE MORE REVENUE THAN THE NEXT 5 CHAINS COMBINED!🚨

Solana leads with $4.47M in 24h app revenue, almost 3x Hyperliquid and almost 4x Ethereum

Solana made 14x Robinhood Chain, the largest lead since Robinhood temporarily flipped us

[Frank @frankdegods]

you know its early in the cycle because solana hasn’t flipped eth yet

[Jesus @iitsjesuss]

@hylo_so Hylo when can I get my roles on discord 💔💔

[JoeyTuccio @joey_tuccio]

Abandoned dogs tethered to fire hydrants all over Skid Row today. We rescued three so far. If you can foster in the Los Angeles area, please DM me! @SWOTNonprofit

[Rincón Curioso @RincnCuriosoo]

Portugal aprueba una nueva ley que incluye el rescate, la evacuación y el alojamiento de animales en los planes de emergencia ante desastres naturales.

[Fox News @FoxNews]

Leave your pets behind during a hurricane, and you could face consequences.

Florida Gov. Ron DeSantis warns residents that abandoning animals while evacuating a dangerous storm is unacceptable, stressing that owners can be held accountable for putting their pets at risk.

Follow the latest developments as the storm approaches: https://t.co/0XmjNdevNl

@foxweather

[Jesus @iitsjesuss]

@hylo_so is there a whale discord chat in your dc I can join in retarded I don’t see it if there is one

[Jesus @iitsjesuss]

Man I’m happy to see this shit. This is what drives me every fucking day to get rich in crypto. To fuck off for the rest of life and rescue those who can’t speak for themselves.

Animals deserve justice all across the world. Finally skid row is getting cracked the fuck down

[JoeyTuccio @joey_tuccio]

Some of the dogs rescued today from Skid Row.

[Jesus @iitsjesuss]

@hylo_so @0xPlish Hylo FTW Solana winter 🫦

[Jesus @iitsjesuss]

@hylo_so @0xPlish I didn’t get liquidated but man did I get fucked in my ass

[Nick Sortor @nicksortor]

🚨 BREAKING: Hundreds of federal agents -- FBI, DEA, ATF, U.S. Attorney's Office, and LAPD -- are SWARMING Skid Row right now in a massive drug bust

28 arrests expected. 44 search warrants. Large wads of cash, firearms, and fentanyI being seized on scene.

Drug dealers are also being accused of specifically targeting people on the days their government checks arrive (of course)

LONG overdue! Skid Row has been like a third world country for YEARS.

[Sean Strickland @SStricklandMMA]

I gotta be honest unless things change with the UFC Im kinda over it.

McGregor makes 30 million to fight for 30 second and they dont want to pay us a fraction of it.

Contemplating just going to 205 knocking out my contract and scrapping with @jakepaul

That sounds fun.

[Jacob Creech @jacobvcreech]

Unlike many networks, Solana users don't need to go into "bunker mode" ahead of an accelerated quantum timeline or classical attack provided by AI.

Solana uses Ed25519, where each signing key is derived by hashing a secret seed. Breaking the curve, whether by a quantum computer or a classical attack, would expose the derived key, but not the seed, and seeds are never exposed onchain. With a one-time network upgrade, rightful owners could prove knowledge of their seed using a hash-based proof and move their accounts to a safe signature scheme. A working proof of concept already exists: https://t.co/am2ErkkomT.

Solana remains secure today and has a defined path forward.

[SolanaFloor @SolanaFloor]

🚨BREAKING BIG: @Samsung, the world’s largest smartphone maker, partners with @Solana to bring cross border $USDC transfers to Samsung Wallet on 82M Galaxy devices in the U.S., starting from the last week of October.

[Jesus @iitsjesuss]

Are people fudding bitcoin so zcash will be on top?

[Jesus @iitsjesuss]

Genuine question if some chad hacks into satoshis wallet and burns the supply for the fuck of it what happens next?

[Jesus @iitsjesuss]

Hypothetically speaking if Justin wrote was true about there are “weeks where decades happen” the entirety of crypto is just fucked.

Even if you were to move your funds into a “bunker” wallet, it’d be irrelevant.

Crypto to 0? I’m fudding