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I RT things so I can find them later, not to endorse them.

[MR 🇺🇸 @iitsmachu]

@MikeGarafolo Is this a joke? Listen carefully during the game he does NOT describe the game. No “play by play” instead 80% of the words that come out of his mouth is him talking “about” the game. No, I don’t want to hear about the game I want a play by play description. Not a fairy tale

[MR 🇺🇸 @iitsmachu]

@ryanquigz This guy is AWFUL!!!! He sounds pissed that his little bullshit beginning of the game fairy tale story speech he wrote up got interrupted

[MR 🇺🇸 @iitsmachu]

@Road_Guy_Colin Different game. Top lines over time secure regular season wins over time in larger sample size. In playoffs every single player matters. Regular season grind awards you at the shot at the tournament where toughness, opportune scoring/goaltending, and depth win

[MR 🇺🇸 @iitsmachu]

@hicasamadim 254. It’s X2 +2

[MR 🇺🇸 @iitsmachu]

@ModerateNGood @jtd_824 @1NCRDB1 If he went to go introduce Biden this would be a complete non story and you wouldn’t call it a retarded decision. You’re just triggered by Trump which is fine, but a personal issue. Getting quote tweeted by a professional teammate is retarded. Send a text, but better yet stfu

[MR 🇺🇸 @iitsmachu]

@BuckSexton You’re both right. I see ppl at work (hospital) walk in with Starbucks drink, buy breakfast for $6, sushi and a Celsius for lunch and $20. Every day. If they’re buying all that something tells me they’re not cooking dinner either. That shit adds up

[MR 🇺🇸 @iitsmachu]

@zazaxbt_ He literally never said to do it

[MR 🇺🇸 @iitsmachu]

@RonoAnalyst My main (only) gripe with him is his size. He is not a physically dominant #1 defenseman that I would ideally prefer to help neutralize opponents top line. He will never be that guy which we just have to accept. Finding him a big strong tough partner is really important for us

[Today in History @TodayinHistory]

This may be the most articulate response I’ve ever heard to this question.

[MR 🇺🇸 @iitsmachu]

@FantasyPicasso

[MR 🇺🇸 @iitsmachu]

@Kama_Kamilia This how is amazing…

[MR 🇺🇸 @iitsmachu]

@omgsidewalks Buy the truck. (F150)

[MR 🇺🇸 @iitsmachu]

@IterIntellectus Now she loves bed time and sees her crib as her safe space. Now she says “dada I’m tired. Baba and bed” and then starts saying “night night” to everyone and everything in the house. She’s slept through the night since she’s 12 weeks old. She’s a champion

[MR 🇺🇸 @iitsmachu]

@IterIntellectus And set another timer for 5 mins. If she was still awake and crying (she almost NEVER was) we would go back in and do the same thing again. After we left we would do that a 3rd time. She almost NEVER was still awake at that point.

[MR 🇺🇸 @iitsmachu]

@JLazzy23 What hit?

[MR 🇺🇸 @iitsmachu]

@SleeperTBBUCS Cade Otton catching the ball and then giving it to the defense

[MR 🇺🇸 @iitsmachu]

@BowTiedYukon lol I was thinking the same. Shame on every man on this plane….
Step 1: Beat the living hell out of him
step 2: hog tie with everyone’s belts
Step 3: seatbelt him to a seat
Step 4: use a piece of shirt to keep his mouth closed so he can’t spit

[Matthew Tkachuk @TKACHUKycheese_]

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Is that good?

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[MR 🇺🇸 @iitsmachu]

@autocar Anyone else getting Mach E vibes from the side profile/front