stevie ^-^

stuck where the trade left me

[pinkie @pinkamaniaa]

wow I’m so glad I turned that barely noticeable pimple into an open wound

[travis tate @arealtravistea]

i think i’m gonna die in this … house

[𝐆 👩🏽‍💻 @Geerelis]

Just coming on here to say yall deadass lying about Aperol Spritz

[Austinsseus @awoodustin]

It’s a shame Robert Pattinson is white because he’s the only person alive who could properly play Diddy in a BIGGIE biopic

[blaire @pissshit90001]

When the photos get sent to you but you look fat affffff 🤦‍♀️🤦‍♀️🤦‍♀️🤦‍♀️🤦‍♀️🤦‍♀️🤦‍♀️🤦‍♀️🤦‍♀️🤦‍♀️🤦‍♀️🤦‍♀️🤦‍♀️🤦‍♀️🤦‍♀️🤦‍♀️🤦‍♀️🤦‍♀️🤦‍♀️🤦‍♀️🤦‍♀️🤦‍♀️🤦‍♀️🤦‍♀️🤦‍♀️🤦‍♀️🤦‍♀️🤦‍♀️🤦‍♀️🤦‍♀️🤦‍♀️🤦‍♀️🤦‍♀️🤦‍♀️🤦‍♀️🤦‍♀️🤦‍♀️🤦‍♀️🤦‍♀️

[hypernormal guy @boytoy_ota]

lowkey feeling like everyone's just tolerating me

[ًyeray•♡ @yerayherr]

cuando finalmente lavas la ropa y todas tus prendas favoritas vuelven a estar disponibles

[Big Kathy @lowbodycount]

got my sweetest coworker who is a perfect angel to shit talk the person i hate

[russ ꕤ @somuchdamnswag]

john summit was not a legitimate headliner!

[minced meat @minced_meat_]

How it feels to admit it be going through a tough period in your life

[PERVERTBALLMASTER3000 @snqped]

I be talking to customers with a finger in my bellybutton I don't give a gaf bro

[Girth Brooks @crackawdajuice]

Printing so much fudge in the work bathroom that i had to take pto

[antifa🔻girlfriend @lllliatttt]

they’re building a data center in roku city

[Sarah @slaayrah]

Completing all my work tasks for the day before 10am

[MOTHERFUCKER UNLIMITED @mfunltd]

I had a girl assigned to me in 4th grade to help keep my desk clean

[cav empty @cavempty_]

new york is NOT ready for me to come and kind of just walk around for a few days

[courtney @elliottsmjth]

squeak now or forever hold your cheese

[jár @jarodzsz]

my most young ho trait is that i always thank the bus driver