Femi🧚‍♂️

manic pixie dream girl | written by a woman | nist🙂‍↕️ | writer🥰|

[Bael ⛧ @evilbael]

that weird girl with the big brown eyes and questionable tweets is the love of your life btw

[God @TheTweetOfGod]

I loan it out in June.

[svrp @shereeserenee]

and unfortunately I’ll succumb to the angry black woman stereotype because u will not bully me

[$exy💗 @777s3xydrksk1n]

everytime i see a fine babe, my whole body will just be vibrating😔

[irys ꏍ birdposter @folkfinch]

why do we say "im gay" "im bi" but "im A lesbian"

[sammm ☆ @onlysammms]

and for the lady, perhaps a handsome man with a healthy obsession for her, who takes initiative and is tall enough to reach the top shelf

[ajanwachuku. @ajanwachuku]

sharing a room with someone who views air conditioning as an opportunity for self-refrigeration is top 3 mistakes you can make in your life.

[𐌁𐌉Ᏽ 𐌕𐌉𐌌𐌉 @OrevaZSN]

“You’d block someone over politics?”

Sir, I’ll block someone for recommending a Colleen Hoover book to me.

[Babalola Esq.⚖️ @Owiggy_]

If your father discovers that his own father is not actually his biological father, does that make you a grand bastard?

[Femi🧚‍♂️ @ijeddeji]

Concept of paying for a Netflix everyone but me uses …

[Femi🧚‍♂️ @ijeddeji]

I feel so good and untouchable can’t wait till I actually enter my prime

[Tonka Jahari @aseisheated]

I hope the feminist goddesses that fought for my right to have a license and a car know that I drive myself to cute restaurants and eat my own money when I’m down. I love them so much. The real Jesuses!

[dot @brinafterbody]

@ilyiskatie i haven't seen my wallet in months

[sammm ☆ @onlysammms]

the only reason i want a boyfriend is because i think being kissed all the time would improve my quality of life significantly

[ini!! @inithepriest]

I stand with people who have abortions

[fortune yongosi @fortuneyongosi8]

Happy 4th year anniversary to us
na you break up, no be me.

[mike @mikealebiosu]

the painful part is, if dem divide this country, na under tinubu i go still dey.

proper torture.

[Hauwa 🌟🌬 @Hauwa_L]

Hello?

[dolapo @gammalin20]

i no even think say una understand the concept of family

[Focused 🧘🏾‍♂️👁️ @xonphused]

Suddenly everyone cares and loves children with disabilities?😒
This performative shit has to stop