Iain Marshall

Family, friends, Arsenal FC & Winchmore Hill Sports Club.

[Canada Hates Trump @AntiTrumpCanada]

A 3-yr-old girl in Maine watched ICE fatally shoot her father (Joan Sebastian Guerrero) in the head while she sat in her car seat wearing Bluey pajamas.

Then she watched agents pull his lifeless body from the car to cuff him.

Is America great yet, you stupid MAGA motherfuckers?

[Terry Flewers @terryflewers]

If Manchester City complete the signing of Bouaddi, they’ll have spent 819m in just 18 months around 100m shy of what Arteta has spent across six and a half years at Arsenal.

The expectation next season has to be winning the Premier League. Not competing. Not “being in the mix.” Winning it. You cannot spend that amount of money in such a short period and ask for patience. The pressure should be enormous.

[Parody Nigel Farage @Parody_PM]

I'm deeply saddened at the death of Ann Widdecombe. But not too saddened to speculate about it against police advice and enjoy it being a fantastic distraction from my dodgy financial dealings.

[Count Binface @CountBinface]

Labour, Tories, Lib Dems and Greens: I demand you stand down in Clacton. I will be a unity candidate and pledge to build at least one affordable house.

Nigel Farage says he wants The People versus the Establishment. So be it.

Leave him to me.

[Fergus Craig @FergusCraig]

On four hours sleep but refuse to go to bed because it feels like there's a good chance we'll get to see Ronaldo cry tonight.

[Canada Hates Trump @AntiTrumpCanada]

Imagine that. The crooked FIFA boss who handed a bogus peace prize to a warmongering pedophile who killed 165 Iranian schoolchildren later reversed a World Cup decision because that same pedophile told him to.

Fuck Infantino. Fuck Trump.

[Canada Hates Trump @AntiTrumpCanada]

When Trump spews bullshit about ‘Communism,’ I look out my window & see Canadians recklessly enjoying healthcare, public schools, pensions, paid parental leave & unemployment insurance. My god our tax dollars actually help people. It’s absolute Marxist bedlam up here. Pray for us

[Rory Talks Football @Rory_Talks_Ball]

The wider question is not whether or not Croatia’s goal was offside

But whether or not fans consented to this level of interference in the game

Consented to ignoring our own eyes and believing a technology that we don’t fully understand

Believing that sensor inside a ball which has been kicked around for 100 minutes can detect a strand of hair to the nearest millisecond

What’s to say it didn’t detect a bead of sweat in the air off Ruben Dias’ head as he pushed towards the ball, if it can detect a strand of hair?

The desperation to make an imperfect game perfect takes us further away from the one we fell in love with

Not a single person can believe that the decision to rule that goal out is for the betterment of the sport. It’s not why the offside rule was introduced, and it goes far beyond the “clear and obvious” errors that VAR was introduced to remove.

[Parody Nigel Farage @Parody_PM]

In 1976 we didn't let a bit of hot weather bring life to a standstill. I was at school and can distinctly remember carrying on racially abusing other pupils as usual.

[PoliticsJOE @PoliticsJOE_UK]

Ten years ago, Britain voted to leave the European Union.

Today, Britain is in a worse position than it was in 2016, and has become an international laughing stock.

[Ed Davey @EdwardJDavey]

Nigel Farage pocketed a £5 million Brexit reward.

When he promised we would be better off, he clearly only meant himself.

10 years on, it's time to end the chaos and fix our broken relationship with Europe, starting by joining the single market.

[Governor Newsom Press Office (parody) @AwesomeNewsom]

CONGRATULATIONS TO DONALD ON HIS SURRENDER! MANY SAY IT'S THE BEST SURRENDER THEY'VE EVER SEEN. NAZI GERMANY CAN ONLY DREAM OF SUCH SURRENDER. PEOPLE BEG ME TO TELL THEM DONALD'S SECRET. I TELL THEM ALL, I'M SORRY, SURRENDERING CAN'T BE TAUGHT, YOU HAVE TO BE BORN WITH IT.

[Parody Nigel Farage @Parody_PM]

Looks like Brexit has a rival for the worst deal in history.

[Boring Milner @BoringMilner]

Is the country a fan of set-piece goals now then?

[Henry Winter @henrywinter]

Widespread boos for the hydration break midway through the half. For a game indoors, played at 22C. Crazy new ruling that kills the momentum. Please make the pause stop. #ENG #ENGCRO

[Peter Stefanovic @PeterStefanovi2]

Today’s @independent front page

Brexit has been a disaster – it’s time the guilty men felt some shame