karls

[sizzurp @coughsyrupzzz]

Hit me up if you tryna be my cousin I'm starting my own family from scratch

[kage @sukikage_]

feel like i’m just dragging my corpse around

[fawn @fawnncel]

okay. jokes over. when do i stop feeling so fucking terrible

[👼 @xtsygirll]

not a fan of accidentally remembering thoughts i wanted to forget permanently

[Alisa the Writer 🐢 @the_alisa_renee]

All of these “lets stop hating each other” commercials are fucking annoying when the source of the hatred and division is sitting in the stadium with his bronzer and 34 convictions watching the game like he’s not awful

[B.Roll.Benny @brollbenny]

Oh....did you want some Diversity, Equity, and Inclusion in the Halftime show???

[Neil Renic @NC_Renic]

Apologies for the late response, instead of spending three minutes answering your email I ignored it and felt anxious for two weeks

[TheFlockOpinion @TheFlockOpinion]

This is what we REALLY want.

[karls @iKaarli]

grateful for the @JetBlue Twitter team for being the most helpful and effective people!

[Carmen @meotmoon]

I don’t support all women.
Some of you bitches are stupid as fuck.

[karls @iKaarli]

@JetBlue has been so wildly disappointing and unhelpful I don’t even have the words. How is it that I am paying for a mistake someone on their team made???

[Heisjayy 𝕏 @Jayysein]

Peer pressure has never worked on me. I literally just do what I want to do.

[Austine @theereal_one]

i genuinely feel like if someone wanna steal DEODORANT we should just let them

[ඞ @lifeinchaos_]

I didn’t realize how good my parents raised me until I got around other people

[George Mnguni @Okay_Wasabi]

It’s called WHAT!!??

[jaya. @jayacancook]

For some money.