Guys that work at weed dispensaries are like “No bro I swear it’s not gonna feel like you’ve been wrapped with bandages and locked in a sarcophagus for 2 thousand years” meanwhile the strain is named The Mummy’s Curse Comes True
guys who work in office jobs from home: i need like 10000g of protein or i will literally die
guy who actually does manual labor: did yuo know seven elever has a deal where two taquitos free if you get monster energy drink