When my cousin was at William & Mary, a guy in her dorm had an illegal pet octopus from the dark web in a giant tank in his dorm room, and 1 day he took LSD and freaked out and punched/broke the octopus tank to set it free and the whole dorm building flooded and the octopus died
Waiting for the L train hitting an elf bar and looking to ur left and right seeing people do the same thing feels like being a cow waiting for the slaughter