Sir M

• Curious about Cyber Security
• CTF Player
• Pentester
• Co-Founder @BSidesNairobi

[Sir M @ikuamike]

"One day or day one, you decide."

[Sir M @ikuamike]

NTSA should publish what standards they are checking against for compliance on this mandatory inspection. Roadworthiness is too shallow for a definition for something we are now paying for year over year.

[EACC @EACCKenya]

𝗡𝗼𝘁𝗶𝗰𝗲: 𝗔𝗱𝘃𝗶𝘀𝗼𝗿𝘆 𝗼𝗻 𝗕𝗿𝗮𝗻𝗱𝗶𝗻𝗴 𝗼𝗳 𝗣𝘂𝗯𝗹𝗶𝗰𝗹𝘆 𝗙𝘂𝗻𝗱𝗲𝗱 𝗣𝗿𝗼𝗷𝗲𝗰𝘁𝘀 𝗮𝗻𝗱 𝗣𝗿𝗼𝗴𝗿𝗮𝗺𝗺𝗲𝘀

[I am Chege @_James041]

Why would you do this to someone living with disability?

Polisi si binadamu!

[Wealth Atlas @wealthcentralai]

Williamson Tea achieved a significant financial turnaround for FY 2026, bouncing back to a profit for the year of 120.80 Mn from a previous loss of 166.44 Mn, despite a 17.2% drop in revenue to 3.40 Bn. The bottom-line recovery was driven by a major reduction in operating losses to 41.60 Mn, a 107.6% surge in fair value gains on biological assets to 116.79 Mn, and a 659.9% spike in net finance income to 70.59 Mn.

Earnings per share recorded a turnaround to KES 3.31, while the balance sheet expanded firmly with total assets climbing 48.9% to 12.46 Bn and cash & bank balances increasing by 13.8% to 931.22 Mn.

The directors have recommended a first and final dividend of KShs 15.00 per ordinary share (a 50.0% increase from last year), which offers a substantial dividend yield of 11.3% based on yesterday's closing share price of 132.25.

* Book Closure: close of business on July 31, 2026.
* AGM Approval Date: August 20, 2026.

[Eric @amerix]

You can lie down for people to walk on you, and they will still complain that you aren't flat enough.

[meg west @cybersecmeg]

hi i’m meg and i’m a sr. cybersecurity consultant!! these are some of the things i attribute to my financial success working in the cybersecurity industry. hope u find it helpful :)

[Stephen Musyoka @smusyoka]

Nyama doesn’t need to be rushed. Karibu Meat Up Fest, on August 8th. Our long cooks start at midnight and we rest the meats in the morning ready for serving at midday 👉 https://t.co/eSJ9pYSN9c

[June 25th @Jasiri_D30]

This is the first government that has criminalised the waving of the Kenyan flag.

[CooperBaggs 💰🍞 @edgaralandough]

A man on social media described why he never watches any of his friends stories. He gave one of the best reasons I've ever heard.

[Sue Nyathi @SueNyathi]

Happy 48th birthday to me! Just like Jonasi, I am having my cake and eating it too!! 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

[Jayson🐘 @kjayson_]

A very short story today.

Sobea, along the A8 (formerly A104) speed zone.

Keep an eye on these road signs, including the Day Scholar ones that they're currently modifying. Stay alert and cruise nicely!

#A8 #A104 #SpeedZone #SpeedLimit

[Dr. C @chao_mbogho]

I don't know how, but I just know you can trace a line between Kenyans not wanting to stock or spend money on original books or paying for subscriptions, all the way to kasongo. Him and his phd.

[Kemboi’s Travels @kemboi__amos]

Haha, y'all thought I was lying? 😂😂
This is how Kenya works by the way. Hii inakuaga dayscholar. 🤣🤣

[Vincent 🇰🇪🇰🇪🇰🇪 @VinceChepkwony]

With the current speed camera fines by @ntsa_kenya, how is someone who is new to a certain road supposed to do? For example someone joining Lang’ata road from Southern Bypass (C) with speed signs at KWS Gate (A) and the cameras at Uhuru Gardens (B)

[Sue Nyathi @SueNyathi]

There are pirated copies of #ThePolygamist being sold at Affordable Books in Nairobi along Ronald Ngala Street. I know the book is in demand & I'm working to make it available there through a reputable supplier. Copyright infringement is a crime. Don't support the violation!

[Julians Amboko @AmbokoJH]

Kenya establishes the National Cybersecurity Agency

[Cerebral Assassin @xysist]

The main challenge in life is women want their responsibilities treated as sacrifices but want men’s sacrifices to be treated as responsibilities.

[Thot gpt @Kivutss]

Spendthrifts kama mimi tunajua pesa hurudi, money is energy, if you hold on to it, it stops flowing freely to you.

[Muthoni Njakwe @muthoni_njakwe]

Bro earns a net salary of 150,000. After expenses, he retains approx 76K. He asked me how he can invest this amount to achieve KSh700,000 per month in passive income.
Here is what I told him to do👇🏿

[Duke Laston 🇰🇪 @dklaston]

No forex, no corruption, no kickbacks, no fraud, no Elon money… none of that… !!!

I still can’t believe it😃. If you had asked me 6 years ago… I would have told you this is a dream, but now it’s going to be a memory.