Ilana

idk man my life is pretty simple

[alli @sonofalli]

consulting is so funny because why would you ask a 21 year old for advice

[Vlad Sheykhet @VladTeradime]

The latest Teradime newsletter is here https://t.co/pvTQheAMDw
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[nia. @boooitsnia]

bro i cant hear without the subtitles on

[Kerry N @kerryhanna23]

@awkward_duck This Kanye tweet lives absolutely rent free in my head

[Becca O'Neal 🍒 @becca_oneal]

just found out dolphins routinely beat the shit out of sharks on sight for pretty much no reason lolol

[Jonathan @jon_alfred]

we got three white guys continuously interrupting each other bruh this is just a college discussion class

[Heidii😋 @juicyyheidii]

"can u multitask" yes actually i am losing my mind and chilling at the same time

[ass crack bandit @ass_crackbandit]

honestly worst purchase of 2020 was a 2020 planner

[sensory homunculette @myfriendcallie]

okay fine i’ll say it. there is no physical way that dan could have been gossip girl

[Mother Moon ☮︎ @earthygissel]

his father left when he was 12, now he has a YT channel called “Dad, how do I?” to help kids who’re growing up without dads. teaching them basic tasks that you’d usually ask your dad for help on. this is the purest thing 😭

[an pigeon @imskytrash]

what’s your birthstone? mine is rock bottom

[the wicked witch of the east bro @kpfeffss]

who is one celebrity you hate for no reason and why is it camila cabello

[Vlad Sheykhet @VladTeradime]

Oil is so cheap that $TSLA introduced their latest software update to allow my model 3 be filled with gas. Thank you $TSLA !

[James @CaucasianJames]

tired of high school seniors complaining about their graduation being cancelled when there’s millions of 14 year olds that won’t be able to renegade at their 8th grade dance

[Vlad Sheykhet @VladTeradime]

Stop by Costco, fill up your gas tank, get credit on your credit card. Perhaps soon. Read Teradime’s latest blog post here: https://t.co/urvNfOd3Pa…

[Rachel @rjaclin11]

A real conversation I had with my dad😂 what was he confused about?

[Roi 👑 @swayFrmThat1Way]

Imma just focus on me