ilana ✨

she/her • musician • comedian • neo-futurist • pun enthusiast

[ilana ✨ @ilanadegann]

bought every jewish item target had today 🥰

[ilana ✨ @ilanadegann]

one of the worst parts about being a fiber artist is when you put on an outfit and realize your WIP would go perfectly with it but it’s nowhere near done

[Mike @ProgPro]

Hey I’m the mayor of Town That Always Catches On Fire and I decided to defund the fire department because cops REALLY need that money for a tank to use on homeless people. It would suck if a fire broke out, but luckily that never happens here in Town That Always Catches On Fire.

[ilana ✨ @ilanadegann]

we often forget newton’s fourth law: you will run into everybody you know at the store if you’re buying toilet paper. the bigger the pack, the more people you’ll see

[ilana ✨ @ilanadegann]

there are like three different companies with three different products all called “aura” that have become staple podcast sponsors in the last month and it’s making me feel insane

[ilana ✨ @ilanadegann]

@Bullwong i mean yeah my definition of bi tends to match up with a lot of peoples definition of pan but that’s some discourse i choose to remove myself from 😂🫣

[ilana ✨ @ilanadegann]

thinking about changing my sexuality from bi so i can be POTS and pan

[ilana ✨ @ilanadegann]

wow i can’t believe i responded to two of the probably dozens of messages ive been stressed about responding to and it was so easy! anyway now im exhausted and it’s time to sleep for a few days

[‏ؘ @S00NW0N]

there are tears in my eyes

[ilana ✨ @ilanadegann]

i am a 26 year old woman

[ilana ✨ @ilanadegann]

has anyone ever tried eating liquid iv like fun dip? and how was that? asking for a friend

[kay @softxlumax]

it was brandon and rylee’s first freestyle and they ate the other pros up like… #dwts

[Jianna @CHENFORDSEN]

CHANDLER KINNEY AND BRANDON ARMSTRONG YOU ARE MY MIRRORBALL CHAMPIONS IDC #dwts

[Camp Reality Pod @camprealitypod]

CHANDLER GETTING THIRD #DWTS

[ilana ✨ @ilanadegann]

yeah okay

[ilana ✨ @ilanadegann]

i think i receded into my own body hearing derek tell chandler she ate and left no crumbs. like he’s right but i didn’t want HIM to say it like THAT #DWTS500

[lauren ✨🪩 @timelessfolklre]

have you ever tried this one? #DWTS #DWTS500th

[I LOVE GETTING DUMPED! @BoyJrMusic]

Booty shorts that say “stop using me for character development” on the back

[ilana ✨ @ilanadegann]

@DiabeticTurtleO it’s from BeHealthyUSA! it’s their posh kf94 line

[ilana ✨ @ilanadegann]

i ❤️ my friends and they ❤️ me and i ❤️ how they take care of me and themselves and our community 🥰

[danita @danitasteinberg]

a lot of people don’t mask because they don’t want to look uncool in front of their unmasked friends and to that I say GET BETTER FRIENDS !!!! Get friends who want to protect you, themselves, and folks in their communities. Get friends who lead with curiosity and compassion !!!

[ilana ✨ @ilanadegann]

@beojgoat @wy_lynne1 they’re from BeHealthyUSA! they’re the posh kf94’s