one of the worst parts about being a fiber artist is when you put on an outfit and realize your WIP would go perfectly with it but it’s nowhere near done
Hey I’m the mayor of Town That Always Catches On Fire and I decided to defund the fire department because cops REALLY need that money for a tank to use on homeless people. It would suck if a fire broke out, but luckily that never happens here in Town That Always Catches On Fire.
we often forget newton’s fourth law: you will run into everybody you know at the store if you’re buying toilet paper. the bigger the pack, the more people you’ll see
there are like three different companies with three different products all called “aura” that have become staple podcast sponsors in the last month and it’s making me feel insane
@Bullwong i mean yeah my definition of bi tends to match up with a lot of peoples definition of pan but that’s some discourse i choose to remove myself from 😂🫣
wow i can’t believe i responded to two of the probably dozens of messages ive been stressed about responding to and it was so easy! anyway now im exhausted and it’s time to sleep for a few days
i think i receded into my own body hearing derek tell chandler she ate and left no crumbs. like he’s right but i didn’t want HIM to say it like THAT #DWTS500
a lot of people don’t mask because they don’t want to look uncool in front of their unmasked friends and to that I say GET BETTER FRIENDS !!!! Get friends who want to protect you, themselves, and folks in their communities. Get friends who lead with curiosity and compassion !!!