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[Lash @ilashhhh]

Aite I'm making a goal list here and I'll update this thread as I go through life and if I'm still using Twitter by then. This might be fun.

Live independently: ❌
Get first car: ❌
Get first promotion at work: ❌
Make enough money to allow dad to retire: ❌
Buy my own house: ❌

[Eren | Caboose @CabooseEK]

I can't really fathom why this would make someone angry. It's an option you can leave untouched for your entire life.

Do people get mad about subtitles? Motion blur options?

[Lash @ilashhhh]

Car makers when it’s time to build an EV: “Let’s make it ugly as fuck so no one buys it then we can claim the world isn’t ready for EVs”

[Sawyer Merritt @SawyerMerritt]

Ferrari has just officially unveiled its first ever all-electric car, called the Ferrari Luce.

• Starting price: $640,000
• Interior co-designed with Apple's former head of design, Jony Ive
• Range: 280 miles (expected EPA)
• Peak charging speed: 350kW
• 122 kWh battery
• 1,050 horsepower
• 0-60mph: 2.4s
• 800v
• Four-door four-seater
• Four electric motors
• OLED screens
• Weight: 4,982 lbs
• Front motors spin to 30,000 rpm, rears hit 25,500 rpm
• Car uses an accelerometer to capture real vibrations from the electric motors & rear chassis. An algorithm filters out unpleasant frequencies and amplifies only the more “musical” sounds. This can be heard inside and outside the car.
• Paddle shifter on steering wheel changes how aggressively torque is delivered, with five different levels
• The trunk has 21.1 cubic feet of space, the largest luggage capacity the company has ever offered
• 197.6 inches long, about as long as a Tesla Model S

U.S. deliveries start in Q2 2027. More photos in the thread below:

[Lash @ilashhhh]

God really said it can't all be nice when designing otters

[Luckylab_Vicky @Vicky22955256]

韩国某水族馆，下班了，聪明伶俐的水獭宝宝帮爷爷收拾玩具，爷爷拿出了冰块奖励给它们冰块。

[Star Wars Meg @StarWarsMeg1]

“Tenth level... thousands of battle droids...”

[Lash @ilashhhh]

@GSCinemas @TGVCinemas do us a solid and run it back

[ScreenRant @screenrant]

Warner Bros. has announced that #SpeedRacer (2008) will be released in theaters, including IMAX, for the week of April 25, in addition to being remastered in 4K Ultra HD, digitally and on disc, on May 19. 🍿

Read More: https://t.co/3hC1SL4wgg

[Charles Bramesco @intothecrevasse]

No big deal, just the greatest Hollywood blockbuster of the millennium restored to its fullest glory, guess I'll go

[cinesthetic. @TheCinesthetic]

ANDOR redefines what Star Wars can be because Tony Gilroy treats it like a serious political drama, not a franchise, building the rebellion through systems, bureaucracy, and human cost instead of myth, and that shift is what makes it hit different.

[dre 🇵🇸 @altoidsrevenge]

this nigga has never said no in his life

[Cadillac Formula 1 Team @Cadillac_F1]

Progress under pressure. The first Cadillac Formula 1® Team livery is here.

[deejay hernandez @pleasekilljay]

nigga what am i reading

[Jake Franklin @jake_theviking]

One didn’t kill a single kid, the other slaughtered 4 in the first episode.

[Lash @ilashhhh]

Imagine trying to make her look bad when there’s an asshole acting all high and mighty in the seat she literally paid for

[aka @akafaceUS]

She's mad because she doesn't get the window seat.

[𝙆𝙖𝙣𝙞𝙞 🪼 @Mythicalblue_]

This is the most fcked up thing i’ve ever seen. They’re fcking cheating. They’re literally looking at his cards.

[ɐsᥲᥒ𝗍ᥱ @an7body]

this is actually INSANE. i can't even imagine what was going through his mind here

[Lash @ilashhhh]

Shit looks like the Dementors

[DA VINKI @VorosTwins]

Time to make banana bread!

[Meg ✦ @Flicky0ps]

this is literally the greatest way to end a convo

[Lash @ilashhhh]

Genuinely thought this was a close up shot of a laptop with a fcked up keyboard for a second

[A Shot @ashotmagazine]

‘ONE BATTLE AFTER ANOTHER’ in IMAX 70mm.

[Lash @ilashhhh]

Bootlicking so hard you become blind to the fact the ball literally dropped out of line

[BigMoh @koladoski10]

I’ll never understand how Lamine Yamal could calculate the wait of the ball so perfectly,setting his leg just on the last line to prevent the ball out of play before the nutmeg on Giuliano Simeone.
1000 IQ play 🧠, made in La Masia 🔥

[Ben Cohen @YoBenCohen]

After 47 years, Jerry has made the difficult decision to step down from the company we built together. I’m sharing his words as he resigns from Ben & Jerry’s. His legacy deserves to be true to our values, not silenced by @MagnumGlobal #FreeBenAndJerrys

[That REDACTED Guy @REDACTEDSpider]

So Activision looked at the man that Directed Saving Private Ryan, the most realistic and brutal war film of all time, that directly inspired the Medal of Honor franchise, which spun off and created the Call of Duty franchise.... And said Fucking NO????