Cole

Condor Puma Serpiente.

[Cole @ilchymis]

"You'll never beat me. You need to be a stronger boy." -- My 3 y/o daughter after beating me in a race to the bathroom.

[Cole @ilchymis]

@PayPal @AskPayPal I set up a paypal debit card, and it is not working on my samsung pay. The exact same transaction that was declined went through on my Apple Pay instead. What gives?

[Cole @ilchymis]

@mavi4mayor Yes.

[Cole @ilchymis]

@oblavish @mavi4mayor Thank you!

[Cole @ilchymis]

@Babyballs69 His inability to sense irony is the one thing that may make this shitshow occasionally interesting.

[Cole @ilchymis]

@Sej_Singh They're too worried about being bipartisan to do their fucking job. Its maddening.

[Cole @ilchymis]

@meltycanon Pico el gallo

[Cole @ilchymis]

@sindicabogado I hope we can have something to believe in. Like JEB!

[Cole @ilchymis]

@hotdogfev Witchy goth girls better HIDE!

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@BlockheadNYC Blockhead sitting here with almost 20 albums fit for fuckin':

[Cole @ilchymis]

@bobservo How did you not get any this past week?

[Cole @ilchymis]

@bobservo Watched it with my daughter, it was fine but nothing i'd ever need to see again.

[Cole @ilchymis]

@jzux Degradation is a form of change, sadly. :(

[Cole @ilchymis]

@mikesuszek Sounds like something Marshawn would say though, tbf

[The Debt Collective 🟥 @StrikeDebt]

The Biden administration should cancel all federal student debt tomorrow. Ignore the courts. Use immunity powers. Get it done.

[Cole @ilchymis]

@HollyConrad I have lots of hot sauce, can grow seeds and hot peppers, can do some basic soldering, knowledgeable about tea, and have a bunch of videogames and records. It ain't much, but I'm hoping it will keep me sane.

[Cole @ilchymis]

@jessmargera They really underestimated the paranoid xenophobe vote. His bullshit rhetoric seemed to resonate more.

[Cole @ilchymis]

@BlockheadNYC Seriously though! I'm sadly not surprised, but I was at least hoping for a closer race that wouldn't be so soul crushing, so quickly.

[Cole @ilchymis]

@mikesuszek I've heard nothing but skepticism about the voting process for the past 4 years, but NOW its a perfect system with no flaws?

[Cole @ilchymis]

@too_lewd Fml, it seems like so many of these called states are barely halfway counted. I haven't given up yet, but my gf is going to be inconsolable. I opted for trader joes maple marshmallows.