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I Promise I Will Never Stop Going In

[Edwin Mascorro @EdwinM201]

So that’s what’s out there

[alisson @too_lewd]

😩😫😖😢😭

[alisson @too_lewd]

Well the Jacuzzi suit of course, but also

[Criminalsimpsons @Criminalsimpson]

What's your favorite fictional product in The Simpsons?

[alisson @too_lewd]

Great day so far, sent out a mass distribution email who's recipients include the dean and president of the school, congratulating someone with the last name of "Gremmel" and it autocorrected to "Gremlin" 👍🏻

[𝐋𝐚𝐫𝐢𝐬𝐡𝐚 @bylarisha]

olivia rodrigo album being so stupidly insanely good, where's that gif of the duck smoking a cigarette

[alisson @too_lewd]

one of these songs straight up sounds like Lush. my girl!

[alisson @too_lewd]

I'm off today for the first trip out in my new camper, lakefront spot secured, new Olivia Rodrigo album out....hell yeah

[★ @corpseinorbit]

I got to see Neil Hamburger before people were in on the bit, and he opened with "HEY GANG, how is Harriet Tubman ... like the Red Hot Chili Peppers? Well you see, Harriet Tubman was a heroine to the slaves ... and the Red Hot Chili Peppers are slaves to heroin"

[alisson @too_lewd]

Just had to sit thru a Zionist version of the "shout-out to his family" speech lmao 😭😭😭

[sad shell of a woman 🐝 @Iivsbian]

a job will have you 23 with a 66 year old best friend like damn where robert smith at today

[Matthew Zeitlin @MattZeitlin]

i'll be honest i didn't see him at first

[alisson @too_lewd]

for some reason I've been seeing a lot of clips of the Brady Bunch movie on my fyp, and I'd forgotten that I've seen this and the sequel probably 100 times. Downloaded it and am watching now, this is like taking a drag off a capri cigarette- highly enjoyable

[Tatted_Up_♌_E-bo @Ebo_The_Host]

At hooters w Kevin Durant!

[alisson @too_lewd]

woohoo I just bought this lil camper, folds down and is super easy to tow. perfect for everything i wanna do!

[Sam Quinn @SamQuinnCBS]

It's funny because I think the answer is yes but I also think that series showed us a lot of the ways in which he's still pretty raw, so if he's already the best now, what on Earth is he going to be when he's fully realized in three or four years?