David Tenant

If being wrong’s a crime I’m serving forever

[David Tenant @_leyland]

A light heart and broad smile. Ups, downs. And the reflection that the real title, what matters most of all, are the friends, memories, and xG wins we made along the way

[Boeckner @d_boeckner]

To everyone who’s freaking out about the economy right now: you still don’t get it. You can use multiple slurp juices on a single ape. So if you have 1 astro ape and 3 slurp juices you can create 3 new apes

[now.arsenal @now_arsenaI]

Martin Ødegaard has singlehandedly destroyed Isreal tonight.

The Norwegian captain has three assists, eight key passes and won man of the match.

I wouldn’t want anyone else to be our club captain.

[Mia @boygrrI]

group of kids walking by playing rock paper scissors and they just said “bro scissors is actually OP”

[Brandy Jensen @BrandyLJensen]

shopping for replacement stove knobs

[Pitbull @pitbull]

Happy St. PITrick's Day… dalee 🍀😉

[David Tenant @_leyland]

Boston legal reddit

[David Tenant @_leyland]

Boston legal steaming

[David Tenant @_leyland]

after deliberation we unanimously find that you have betrayed B2B SaaS. you are no longer welcome in this realm

[David Tenant @_leyland]

@coopercooperco I'm asking Grok 18+

[F♯A♯∞, fka ☕️ @coopercooperco]

Introducing Tomato to the concept of “a camera” for the first time. cc @erinthekrogh

[David Tenant @_leyland]

I’m on Ingrid’s Bergman’s wikifeet watching Casablanca

[olivelover97 @coolnormalgiy]

ah, that reminds me of a joke i heard once. its contents are largely forgotten, and immaterial in any case

[David Tenant @_leyland]

@hummus284 This would go crazy on my ps2 w the HDMI tv adaptor

[@ratlimit @ratlimit]

why tf do they say Michigan looks like a 'mitten'. the thumb would have to be huge

[h @ipodmacbook]

replacing “i don’t know” with “unfortunately the answer would drive you to madness” in all work emails going forward

[LeBron James @KingJames]

Racism is the only thing he's Fantastic 4(fantastic for), cause that's how he gets his rock off, he's orange. Sheesh @Eminem!! 🔥🔥✊🏾🔥🔥#United