i ~lean~

¯\_(ツ)_/¯ she/her/hers

[Zoya @Zoyag9fc]

I ALSOO want women to start having male hobbies correctly. Disappear for 6 hrs on Saturday and return with absolutely nothing useful.

[Seth Pollack @sethmpk]

NYC needs a temperature word that’s the opposite of “brick”

[Lailani🌺 @nonlocalai]

NYC advice: Go to the thing, even if you have no one to go with.

[blue @bluewmist]

There is a very specific female fatigue that comes from knowing exactly what is happening, explaining exactly what is happening, being told you are overreacting, and then watching exactly what is happening happen with excellent punctuality.

[Jennifer Lee Rossman @JenLRossman]

Apparently June is scoliosis awareness month as well as pride month, so it's just a great month for people like me who are not straight in any way, shape, or form

[𝒢𝒾𝓁𝒷ℯ𝓇𝓉 @AbakpaJob]

I love when the vet writes my cat's full name with my last name, like Yes, that is my legal child.

[˖ Ritz 𓂀 ݁˖ @ridhima_z]

The reason margaritas taste so good is because they are a spiritually safe drink

They have a salt circle that wards off evil

[kat @yslnadi]

when you finally understand that it didn't work because you would have hated that life

[27. @dimvji]

you just have to get really good at continuing

[prettier jesus @bxsel]

buying a $15 smoothie because queer joy is an act of resistance

[Natasha Asanté @natashante]

stay beautiful and sweet but please have a backbone babe.

[miia @miiagarro]

i hate when my side hustle (my job) gets in the way of my main hustle (dilly dallying)

[miia @miiagarro]

i wish there was a more intense way to express my emotions than crying. i want to burst into flames

[🤠 @heavensbvnny]

what a privilege it is to come home and have a cat waiting for you, with their triangle ears and their little meows

[‏ؘ @helllojojo]

i have enough on my plate now i gotta worry about giraffes

[Rachel A DeMita @RADeMita]

me to my cat when he starts scratching the furniture

[em @embbyg]

u know ur making important moves in ur life when u start feeling very very scared about it. scared is good!!

[💗 @ma1ybe]

Just interviewed for a job and when I told them my salary expectations they asked if it was negotiable.
I said “yes, I’m always willing to accept more”.

[Fallon @filthtofilth]

I can’t be fake but I can be nonverbal